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Sawdamizer

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Looks like one of those fancy new McDonalds just opened up here.

6 touch screens that take your order, made to order, and you pay and sit down.

The staff, which is minimal, then brings it to your table.

Obviously, I'd still never eat that shit food, but what a time to be alive if you just don't care about your guts.

Obligatory, "you wanted $15/he?!? Well, you've been replaced by robots!" Rabble.

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Automation will drive a lot of people into homelessness and suicide, I predict.

In the year 2070, most of the world's major cities will have been converted into massive pleasure domes used exclusively by the Excelsiites, the neo-upper class; meanwhile, the lower class Depth Grovelers will toil endlessly underground, mining nuggets of Neoplasmin for their Excelsiite overlords.

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3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Looks like one of those fancy new McDonalds just opened up here.

6 touch screens that take your order, made to order, and you pay and sit down.

The staff, which is minimal, then brings it to your table.

Obviously, I'd still never eat that shit food, but what a time to be alive if you just don't care about your guts.

Obligatory, "you wanted $15/he?!? Well, you've been replaced by robots!" Rabble.

wellllllll......

 

pilot stores had those machines before the $15 movement...but in other news....we used to have a fancy MACKdonalds.....had like chandeliers n shit 

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5 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Looks like one of those fancy new McDonalds just opened up here.

6 touch screens that take your order, made to order, and you pay and sit down.

The staff, which is minimal, then brings it to your table.

Obviously, I'd still never eat that shit food, but what a time to be alive if you just don't care about your guts.

Obligatory, "you wanted $15/he?!? Well, you've been replaced by robots!" Rabble.

I read an article that said they found traces of feces on most touch screen menus

I find it amazing how we can make such technological advances but people still don't wash their fucking hands after they shit

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2 hours ago, molarbear said:

I read an article that said they found traces of feces on most touch screen menus

I find it amazing how we can make such technological advances but people still don't wash their fucking hands after they shit

bath and body has amazing hand sanitizes, and they should totally throw this little bit of information into their ads

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