Jump to content
UnevenEdge

Recommended Posts

Posted
21 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

Yep, forgot to deodorize before i went in, and for some reason im pumping out rancid stress sweat.

I'm "that guy" today.

Worked overnights for awhile and the cleaning crew's idea of "showering" was to spray themselves with every cologne tester we had.

It didn't even make a dent in that funk.

Posted

Ive been forgetting most days cuz i dont want to touch my deodorant before i put moisturizer on my face and i have to leave the bathroom for my face to dry.

I usually cant tell cuz im SO inactive at work i dont work up a sweat.

Posted
2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Ive been forgetting most days cuz i dont want to touch my deodorant before i put moisturizer on my face and i have to leave the bathroom for my face to dry.

I usually cant tell cuz im SO inactive at work i dont work up a sweat.

Honey, you'll be sweating now that you'll be working and using a vibrator at the same time.

Posted
58 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

How did you try to mask it?

By saying "hey everybody i forgot to deodorize this morning so sorry about reeking. Probably try to not stand near me if your senses are particularly strong."

Posted

Do they have these for men?

5c26d00c9f9bd_Screenshot_20181228-203756_AmazonShopping.thumb.jpg.5957b7018565e588fdd070bdb98b4bda.jpg

I used to keep travel size deodorant. But in my car itd melt. In my purse the cap would come off and get all over my stuff 

Well i found this ball i screw close and its very secure and small to carry in my purse. It has a thick cover so i bet it wouldn't melt in my car. Maybe u should get one?

Oh and its not $15. I got mine for $6. Yah costs more than the stick but very worth the convenience. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

I kind of don't need hygiene tips, just forgot to apply it this morning. 

Yeah i know how to fix it.

Just wanted to give yall fair warning- i smell badly currently. 

At least people try to help u. All i get is whack ass insults lol

  • Like 1
Posted

Had that happen one day. Luckily I work in recycling and smelling bad is just a part of the job. 

When i worked sites alone it was actually an asset to stink. Customers like to get way too fucking close when you're trying to work, so anything that discourages that is great. 

  • Haha 1
Posted
5 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Yep, forgot to deodorize before i went in, and for some reason im pumping out rancid stress sweat.

I'm "that guy" today.

 

I flew in plane like that once 

Not no purpose but I got stuck in the airport overnight and all my toiletries were in my checked bag

It was fucking DFW in the middle of summer

The worst part was the majority of people on the plane were also stranded overnight so it kind of smelled similar to a Middle School Locker room

×
×
  • Create New...