Ginguy Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xwjkez/so-maybe-twitters-ceo-did-ask-azaelia-banks-for-a-magical-amulet https://news.avclub.com/gather-round-children-its-time-for-the-story-of-azeal-1831187930 Okay, so here is the short version; Jack Dorsey (CEO of Twitter) gave his beard shavings to rapper/witch Azealia Banks to make him a magic amulet to protect him from evil doers, or ISIS. Apparently Jack reneged on some part of the deal, since Ms. Banks has threatened to "hex him". What the actual hell is going on here, seriously. Hey board of Twitter, fire this guy. Seriously. But anyways, it is a random oddity involving billionaires and magic amulets, so we can all enjoy a chuckle. So, since she was mentioned I guess I'll just click-bait post a pic of Lana Del Rey since Azealia Banks was gonna witchcraft fight her? I dunno. 1 2
discolé monade Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) rich people and celebrities are funny. well...i use the term celebrity loosely. Edited December 22, 2018 by discolemonade 2
Ginguy Posted December 22, 2018 Author Posted December 22, 2018 I'm always amazed at how these CEOs can act this way and remain CEO. I mean, Elon Musk was on a Joe Rogan podcast smoking dope and being incoherent at best, this while under investigation by the SEC. No problem, stick around as CEO. Jack Dorsey is an extreme meditation guy, nothing inherently wrong with that, but at a time when maybe he should be focused on keeping his platform from being abused rampantly he is apparently out trying to get witches to make him a magic amulet to keep ISIS from killing him. Worse yet, all he had to do was tweet some crap about her mix tape or something.
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 well the first word in Twitter is twit so it makes sense that it's ran by one
discolé monade Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 27 minutes ago, Ginguy said: I'm always amazed at how these CEOs can act this way and remain CEO. I mean, Elon Musk was on a Joe Rogan podcast smoking dope and being incoherent at best, this while under investigation by the SEC. No problem, stick around as CEO. Jack Dorsey is an extreme meditation guy, nothing inherently wrong with that, but at a time when maybe he should be focused on keeping his platform from being abused rampantly he is apparently out trying to get witches to make him a magic amulet to keep ISIS from killing him. Worse yet, all he had to do was tweet some crap about her mix tape or something. well..i mean, was the when musk let it slip about stocks? because, yeah, that was stupid.
Zenigundam Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 Any chance Lana Del Rey is a virgin? I think she's really hot and I would give her a shot, but I don't like how she's 33 instead of being 17 (legal).
Zenigundam Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 We could start a family, Johnny Del Reygundam
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 Every time she’s in the news it’s for drama or something absurd like this lmao
Zenigundam Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Every time she’s in the news it’s for drama or something absurd like this lmao I honestly wanna have sex with Lana Del Rey now. I just need to know that she's a virgin. If she tells me that, we're gonna have amazingly passionate sex, but if she says that she's not, you better believe I'm gonna be taking down names, banging on doors, and delivering thorough ass whoopings. 💪💪💪
Zenigundam Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 I'm getting the giggle chills just looking at that tat below her tummy and imagining putting two or three hickies onto it. *heart flutters* 🐺
Zenigundam Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Ginguy said: Oh my god oh my god oh my godddd I can't keep my wee wee under control
cyberbully Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) Have you ever seen a picture of an ass that you had to rotate a few times to tell where the ass actually is.......Poortip, the part that looks like buttcrack is actually too little panties pinching into the enormous fat rolls. Edited December 22, 2018 by cyberbully 1
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 31 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I honestly wanna have sex with Lana Del Rey now. I just need to know that she's a virgin. If she tells me that, we're gonna have amazingly passionate sex, but if she says that she's not, you better believe I'm gonna be taking down names, banging on doors, and delivering thorough ass whoopings. 💪💪💪 Lana Del Rey has definitely taken a fat dick in her lifetime
Zenigundam Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 38 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Lana Del Rey has definitely taken a fat dick in her lifetime If she's not a virgin, it's cool, I just know that I want to be her man and be the one who makes a family with her. 💪
bnmjy Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 Yet when anything weird involving Trump comes out, it's fake news. #wentthere 1 1
KimopoBotar Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 You're criticising someone else for believing absurd shit? Lol ok. Anyways 5 hours ago, Ginguy said: I'm always amazed at how these CEOs can act this way and remain CEO. I mean, Elon Musk was on a Joe Rogan podcast smoking dope and being incoherent at best, this while under investigation by the SEC. No problem, stick around as CEO. Jack Dorsey is an extreme meditation guy, nothing inherently wrong with that, but at a time when maybe he should be focused on keeping his platform from being abused rampantly he is apparently out trying to get witches to make him a magic amulet to keep ISIS from killing him. Worse yet, all he had to do was tweet some crap about her mix tape or something. Musk isn't a bad CEO for smoking weed while under investigation by the SEC, he's a bad CEO for the shit he did that made the SEC investigate him. You're an idiot. 1
molarbear Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 8 hours ago, Ginguy said: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xwjkez/so-maybe-twitters-ceo-did-ask-azaelia-banks-for-a-magical-amulet https://news.avclub.com/gather-round-children-its-time-for-the-story-of-azeal-1831187930 Okay, so here is the short version; Jack Dorsey (CEO of Twitter) gave his beard shavings to rapper/witch Azealia Banks to make him a magic amulet to protect him from evil doers, or ISIS. Apparently Jack reneged on some part of the deal, since Ms. Banks has threatened to "hex him". What the actual hell is going on here, seriously. Hey board of Twitter, fire this guy. Seriously. But anyways, it is a random oddity involving billionaires and magic amulets, so we can all enjoy a chuckle. So, since she was mentioned I guess I'll just click-bait post a pic of Lana Del Rey since Azealia Banks was gonna witchcraft fight her? I dunno. My latest Twitter post consisted of me thinking my hand had gone all "Idol Hand" like because I went to sleep with two band aids on my hand and woke up with one hanging from my face and the other attached to my t-shirt still cannot confirm whether or not my hand lives a life subconsciously outside of my normal life
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