Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Greeny said: I like to live dangerously. Make sure morning wood doesn't get caught in it 1
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Posted December 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Make sure morning wood doesn't get caught in it My penis doesn't work anymore.
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: mine's got cat puke Disgusting.
Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, Greeny said: My penis doesn't work anymore. Sure it does
fuggstop Posted December 12, 2018 Posted December 12, 2018 I pay $30 a paycheck for a whole new bed...u have no excuse not to get a new mattress But o well Dont poke yer eyeball out
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Sure it does I'll test it right now.
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I pay $30 a paycheck for a whole new bed...u have no excuse not to get a new mattress But o well Dont poke yer eyeball out I'm cheap. There's an excuse right there.
Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, Greeny said: I'll test it right now. Don't break the dick
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Posted December 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Don't break the dick NOW you tell me.
Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Posted December 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Greeny said: NOW you tell me. Lol
Ric Posted December 12, 2018 Posted December 12, 2018 7 hours ago, Kuroko said: Make sure morning wood doesn't get caught in it Mine has been through a lot, what's a little bed spring gonna do?
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 34 minutes ago, Ric said: Mine has been through a lot, what's a little bed spring gonna do? Mine has a huge dip in it
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Geez ... get new mattresses you savages I would if they won't so expensive
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Geez ... get new mattresses you savages I might get rid of my bed altogether and sleep on the floor.
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kuroko said: I would if they won't so expensive 3
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Greeny said: I might get rid of my bed altogether and sleep on the floor. 3
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Posted December 13, 2018 19 minutes ago, Vamped said: I don't think I like your attitude.
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 24 minutes ago, Vamped said: 1500 isn't worth it
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kuroko said: 1500 isn't worth it That could probably get you a whole new bed frame, mattress, box spring, and probably a chester drawer and bedside table .... maaaaybe a free TV at a furniture store. Worth it
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: That could probably get you a whole new bed frame, mattress, box spring, and probably a chester drawer and bedside table .... maaaaybe a free TV at a furniture store. Worth it That's just the matress Art Van is a fucking joke
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Greeny said: I don't think I like your attitude. I dont like your sleeping arrangements 2
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: I dont like your sleeping arrangements You don't sleep with me so your opinion on the matter is irrelevant!
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kuroko said: That's just the matress Art Van is a fucking joke Go somewhere else I love shopping for furniture
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Greeny said: You don't sleep with me so your opinion on the matter is irrelevant! How do you expect anybody to sleep with you if you have a crap mattress ?! 1
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: Go somewhere else I love shopping for furniture I hate furniture shopping Wallet breaker and headaches
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: How do you expect anybody to sleep with you if you have a crap mattress ?! I don't expect anyone to sleep with me. That's how.
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Greeny said: I don't expect anyone to sleep with me. That's how. Fair enough
TrigunBebop Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 When that happens to my mattresses I immediately get rid of them. Mostly for balloony reasons, though. Sharp things sticking out of anything is a no no.
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Kuroko said: I hate furniture shopping Wallet breaker and headaches Hmm ... you must not be doing it right 1
lupin_bebop Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 You know.....you can use like....less than 20% of a paycheck and get a new one.
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Hmm ... you must not be doing it right I don't like shopping in general unless it's at 6-8 in the morning
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Posted December 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You know.....you can use like....less than 20% of a paycheck and get a new one. When you earn my paycheck you can buy whatever you want with it.
molarbear Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 13 hours ago, Greeny said: I like to live dangerously. You could always just buy an air mattress they got some fancy ones these days that aren't expensive at all 1
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Posted December 13, 2018 2 hours ago, molarbear said: You could always just buy an air mattress they got some fancy ones these days that aren't expensive at all Finally someone with some sense.
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 12 hours ago, Kuroko said: I hate furniture shopping Wallet breaker and headaches You just need to go to one that gives you a payment plan/ line of credit if you can't save on your own. >.> Or go to IKEA, but if you go with me you gotta keep up. Here's my IKEA strategy .... you put on some good running shoes, visualize what you're going in there for and then as soon as you get through the door forget everything and dream. Put yourself in all the displays, pull out cabinets, pose in infront of the full kitchen sets .... take a break and get some Swedish meatballs and they're little Swedish marshmellow peeps .... and then buy some decent covers and sheets for your bed and decorations. PLUS you can wash all of your IKEA covers in the washing machine at home on hot ! @.@ 1
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Posted December 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: Here's my IKEA strategy .... you put on some good running shoes, visualize what you're going in there for and then as soon as you get through the door forget everything and dream. Put yourself in all the displays, pull out cabinets, pose in infront of the full kitchen sets .... take a break and get some Swedish meatballs and they're little Swedish marshmellow peeps .... and then buy some decent covers and sheets for your bed and decorations. Women.
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Greeny said: Women. then you can get a slushie on the way out >.> I dunno whats wrong with you people. Furniture shopping is the best. Plus once you get a partner there's always Spoiler post furniture shopping pre-marital or marital sex 1
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Posted December 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: then you can get a slushie on the way out >.> I dunno whats wrong with you people. Furniture shopping is the best. Plus once you get a partner there's always Hide contents post furniture shopping pre-marital or marital sex Usually what happens when I go shopping for anything, is I look around for 10 minutes, then give up and go look at video games. Spoiler You don't know who else had sex on those. 1 2
lupin_bebop Posted December 14, 2018 Posted December 14, 2018 On 12/12/2018 at 9:07 PM, Greeny said: When you earn my paycheck you can buy whatever you want with it. Will do.
fuggstop Posted December 14, 2018 Posted December 14, 2018 On 12/12/2018 at 7:52 PM, Kuroko said: 1500 isn't worth it My matress was $499 (on black friday sale and after making pouty faces)
fuggstop Posted December 14, 2018 Posted December 14, 2018 14 hours ago, Vamped said: buy some decent covers and sheets for your bed and decorations. I spent hundreds of dollahs on sheets n quilts...got microfiber sheets OMG theyre soooo soft n comfy!
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