Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I like to live dangerously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Greeny said: I like to live dangerously. Make sure morning wood doesn't get caught in it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 mine's got cat puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Make sure morning wood doesn't get caught in it My penis doesn't work anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: mine's got cat puke Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, Greeny said: My penis doesn't work anymore. Sure it does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I pay $30 a paycheck for a whole new bed...u have no excuse not to get a new mattress But o well Dont poke yer eyeball out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Sure it does I'll test it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I pay $30 a paycheck for a whole new bed...u have no excuse not to get a new mattress But o well Dont poke yer eyeball out I'm cheap. There's an excuse right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, Greeny said: I'll test it right now. Don't break the dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Don't break the dick NOW you tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Greeny said: NOW you tell me. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 7 hours ago, Kuroko said: Make sure morning wood doesn't get caught in it Mine has been through a lot, what's a little bed spring gonna do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 34 minutes ago, Ric said: Mine has been through a lot, what's a little bed spring gonna do? Mine has a huge dip in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Geez ... get new mattresses you savages 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Geez ... get new mattresses you savages I would if they won't so expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Geez ... get new mattresses you savages I might get rid of my bed altogether and sleep on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kuroko said: I would if they won't so expensive 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Greeny said: I might get rid of my bed altogether and sleep on the floor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 19 minutes ago, Vamped said: I don't think I like your attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 24 minutes ago, Vamped said: 1500 isn't worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kuroko said: 1500 isn't worth it That could probably get you a whole new bed frame, mattress, box spring, and probably a chester drawer and bedside table .... maaaaybe a free TV at a furniture store. Worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: That could probably get you a whole new bed frame, mattress, box spring, and probably a chester drawer and bedside table .... maaaaybe a free TV at a furniture store. Worth it That's just the matress Art Van is a fucking joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Greeny said: I don't think I like your attitude. I dont like your sleeping arrangements 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: I dont like your sleeping arrangements You don't sleep with me so your opinion on the matter is irrelevant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kuroko said: That's just the matress Art Van is a fucking joke Go somewhere else I love shopping for furniture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Greeny said: You don't sleep with me so your opinion on the matter is irrelevant! How do you expect anybody to sleep with you if you have a crap mattress ?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: Go somewhere else I love shopping for furniture I hate furniture shopping Wallet breaker and headaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: How do you expect anybody to sleep with you if you have a crap mattress ?! I don't expect anyone to sleep with me. That's how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Greeny said: I don't expect anyone to sleep with me. That's how. Fair enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 When that happens to my mattresses I immediately get rid of them. Mostly for balloony reasons, though. Sharp things sticking out of anything is a no no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Kuroko said: I hate furniture shopping Wallet breaker and headaches Hmm ... you must not be doing it right 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 You know.....you can use like....less than 20% of a paycheck and get a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Hmm ... you must not be doing it right I don't like shopping in general unless it's at 6-8 in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You know.....you can use like....less than 20% of a paycheck and get a new one. When you earn my paycheck you can buy whatever you want with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 13 hours ago, Greeny said: I like to live dangerously. You could always just buy an air mattress they got some fancy ones these days that aren't expensive at all 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 hours ago, molarbear said: You could always just buy an air mattress they got some fancy ones these days that aren't expensive at all Finally someone with some sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 12 hours ago, Kuroko said: I hate furniture shopping Wallet breaker and headaches You just need to go to one that gives you a payment plan/ line of credit if you can't save on your own. >.> Or go to IKEA, but if you go with me you gotta keep up. Here's my IKEA strategy .... you put on some good running shoes, visualize what you're going in there for and then as soon as you get through the door forget everything and dream. Put yourself in all the displays, pull out cabinets, pose in infront of the full kitchen sets .... take a break and get some Swedish meatballs and they're little Swedish marshmellow peeps .... and then buy some decent covers and sheets for your bed and decorations. PLUS you can wash all of your IKEA covers in the washing machine at home on hot ! @.@ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: Here's my IKEA strategy .... you put on some good running shoes, visualize what you're going in there for and then as soon as you get through the door forget everything and dream. Put yourself in all the displays, pull out cabinets, pose in infront of the full kitchen sets .... take a break and get some Swedish meatballs and they're little Swedish marshmellow peeps .... and then buy some decent covers and sheets for your bed and decorations. Women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Greeny said: Women. then you can get a slushie on the way out >.> I dunno whats wrong with you people. Furniture shopping is the best. Plus once you get a partner there's always Spoiler post furniture shopping pre-marital or marital sex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: then you can get a slushie on the way out >.> I dunno whats wrong with you people. Furniture shopping is the best. Plus once you get a partner there's always Hide contents post furniture shopping pre-marital or marital sex Usually what happens when I go shopping for anything, is I look around for 10 minutes, then give up and go look at video games. Spoiler You don't know who else had sex on those. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 On 12/12/2018 at 9:07 PM, Greeny said: When you earn my paycheck you can buy whatever you want with it. Will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 On 12/12/2018 at 7:52 PM, Kuroko said: 1500 isn't worth it My matress was $499 (on black friday sale and after making pouty faces) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 14 hours ago, Vamped said: buy some decent covers and sheets for your bed and decorations. I spent hundreds of dollahs on sheets n quilts...got microfiber sheets OMG theyre soooo soft n comfy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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