GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 At a pool hall after midnight like an old fashioned hooligan or hoodlum, all because I'm trying to impress a dame from the wrong side of town. I want to be in bed. I'm too old for this. 1 2
GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2018 Author Posted December 9, 2018 Not at all. I am legit at a pool hall after midnight because I'm trying to impress a cute girl I like, except I'm tired as fuck and I suck at pool. 2
GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2018 Author Posted December 9, 2018 Someone actually played Macarena on the jukebox. Like, they actually chose this song to play. Did anyone unironically enjoy this song so much they would say "yes, this is what I want playing whilst drinking and shooting pool."
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 I wish I could find a dame to try (and fail) to impress. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 6:07 AM, GuyBeardmane said: Someone actually played Macarena on the jukebox. Like, they actually chose this song to play. Did anyone unironically enjoy this song so much they would say "yes, this is what I want playing whilst drinking and shooting pool." Expand All the drunk girls will die of nostalgia and get their titties jiggling with their dancing. 1
fuggstop Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 6:02 AM, GuyBeardmane said: Look at this cute girl. Expand She look 17...dont be out there zening chicks lol Jk She hela cute! 1
Mr Owl Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 6:02 AM, GuyBeardmane said: Look at this cute girl. Expand @Zenigundam dude has puppies girls love puppies 2
GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2018 Author Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 12:12 PM, fuggstop said: She look 17...dont be out there zening chicks lol Jk She hela cute! Expand You should know black don't crack. Oh man does saying that make me sound racist I hope not I fucked up oh shit
Mr Owl Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 2:48 PM, GuyBeardmane said: You should know black don't crack. Oh man does saying that make me sound racist I hope not I fucked up oh shit Expand nah they're just try and pin it on someone else 1
Zenigundam Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 12:12 PM, fuggstop said: She look 17...dont be out there zening chicks lol Jk She hela cute! Expand 17 is legal. Wow... older women really are afraid of us getting those legal age teens. 🎅💓👨👩👧👦
molarbear Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 6:02 AM, GuyBeardmane said: Look at this cute girl. Expand She's cute dude! If you need any Pool tips let me know, my Pool skills are in the level of "I'd never enter a tournament but I can beat normal people who talk shit at a bar" 1
discolé monade Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 damn rebel. with a hot dame on your arm. adorable puppies at home. you'r not the man i thought you were. *side bar @Zenigundam why are you so gawd damn weird? and gross? this schtick is moldy. 1 1
crackymckrackin Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 5:19 PM, molarbear said: She's cute dude! If you need any Pool tips let me know, my Pool skills are in the level of "I'd never enter a tournament but I can beat normal people who talk shit at a bar" Expand Come at me bro.
Greeny Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 It's 7 PM and I'm already thinking about turning in for the night.
Greeny Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 5:19 PM, molarbear said: She's cute dude! If you need any Pool tips let me know, my Pool skills are in the level of "I'd never enter a tournament but I can beat normal people who talk shit at a bar" Expand I did that thing one time where you hit two balls at once and they both go into different pockets so I'm very good at pool.
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