GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 At a pool hall after midnight like an old fashioned hooligan or hoodlum, all because I'm trying to impress a dame from the wrong side of town. I want to be in bed. I'm too old for this. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Is this a zeni parody thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 Not at all. I am legit at a pool hall after midnight because I'm trying to impress a cute girl I like, except I'm tired as fuck and I suck at pool. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 Look at this cute girl. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 Someone actually played Macarena on the jukebox. Like, they actually chose this song to play. Did anyone unironically enjoy this song so much they would say "yes, this is what I want playing whilst drinking and shooting pool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 I wish I could find a dame to try (and fail) to impress. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 6 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Someone actually played Macarena on the jukebox. Like, they actually chose this song to play. Did anyone unironically enjoy this song so much they would say "yes, this is what I want playing whilst drinking and shooting pool." All the drunk girls will die of nostalgia and get their titties jiggling with their dancing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 6 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Look at this cute girl. She look 17...dont be out there zening chicks lol Jk She hela cute! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 8 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Look at this cute girl. @Zenigundam dude has puppies girls love puppies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: She look 17...dont be out there zening chicks lol Jk She hela cute! You should know black don't crack. Oh man does saying that make me sound racist I hope not I fucked up oh shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, GuyBeardmane said: You should know black don't crack. Oh man does saying that make me sound racist I hope not I fucked up oh shit nah they're just try and pin it on someone else 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 4 hours ago, fuggstop said: She look 17...dont be out there zening chicks lol Jk She hela cute! 17 is legal. Wow... older women really are afraid of us getting those legal age teens. 🎅💓👨👩👧👦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 11 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Look at this cute girl. She's cute dude! If you need any Pool tips let me know, my Pool skills are in the level of "I'd never enter a tournament but I can beat normal people who talk shit at a bar" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 damn rebel. with a hot dame on your arm. adorable puppies at home. you'r not the man i thought you were. *side bar @Zenigundam why are you so gawd damn weird? and gross? this schtick is moldy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 6 hours ago, molarbear said: She's cute dude! If you need any Pool tips let me know, my Pool skills are in the level of "I'd never enter a tournament but I can beat normal people who talk shit at a bar" Come at me bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 It's 7 PM and I'm already thinking about turning in for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 6 hours ago, molarbear said: She's cute dude! If you need any Pool tips let me know, my Pool skills are in the level of "I'd never enter a tournament but I can beat normal people who talk shit at a bar" I did that thing one time where you hit two balls at once and they both go into different pockets so I'm very good at pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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