How do I control my anger?! I can't believe this... I can't believe this... I can't believe this...

[Zenigundam]

She just uploaded a pic on Instagram with the caption "💓" of some guy holding her by the hips from behind and leaning forward with his head dipped into her neck while she's smiling with her eyes closed and using one of her hands to take a picture of the whole thing in a mirror.

I'm honestly hyperventilating right now... What do I do?! No wonder she hadn't logged back on for a few days!! 😡🤦‍♂️🧔

Edited December 9, 2018 by Zenigundam

[Zenigundam]

Gotta stay calm. Can't panic just yet...

[Sawdamizer]

Post the pic here... Let's get a look at this Gaston.

[Zenigundam]

1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

Post the pic here... Let's get a look at this Gaston.

I don't wanna get in trouble here because I'm not an Instagram follower of hers, just been monitoring it since I found the link in her profile a while back. I'm seriously enraged by this. I can't wait for this to fail, I'll know exactly what to say when she logs back in 🐼

[Zenigundam]

Relevant tweet 

[Top Gun]

I hope you literally choke on your rage.

[stilgar]

 

[KimopoBotar]

Go have a talk with him. Man to man, let him know she's your gal and he needs you back off. Seems pretty simple alpha stuff, bro. 

[Houdini Splicer]

You could... Show him the vid of you throwing a chair and flexing. That will let him know exactly with whom he is dealing.

😆

 

[Codename: Jackass]

Toss a table across the room and back him into a corner.

[Zenigundam]

Why is this happening when I'm the jock and he's just the scraggly bastard who sold me two packs of Trident gum to mask my breath?

[Zenigundam]

Girls are idiots if they like him better 

[Bouvre]

Not in control of your anger?

How beta.

[Zenigundam]

Those hips... those tender lips...

[Mr Owl]

25 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Those hips... those tender lips...

Spoiler

 

That's you