I came up with a way not to make my foot fetish seem weird in public.

[Zenigundam]

So when young women are wearing those sexy sandals and jean shorts, I just can't keep my eyes from scanning their legs and feet, so I came up with this idea to make it less awkward when I get caught looking. 

The second my stare is detected, I play it off as if I were already in the process of casually approaching the woman, who hopefully isn't with a group of friends, and I compliment her and say, "I couldn't help but notice that you look great for your age. You've gotta be 18 or 19!" 

And that basically makes the whole situation normal because she'll giggle and say. "Thank you!" and then she'll either add, "Actually I'm 17" or "Actually I'm 20", and then you'll either have a deep convo on your hands or she'll keep walking and keep looking back at you while smiling, but basically this makes the whole staring at the legs and feet thing, especially during the spring and summer, less awkward. 

During the winter, you do the same thing when you're caught staring at her eyes, chest, and highlights. I've become so socially aware and intelligent in recent years. 🐺🔥🚘💪🍺

Edited November 24, 2018 by Zenigundam

[Kudasai]

Go tell Dudeco

[stilgar]

27 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

Go tell Dudeco

 

[Zenigundam]

I'm in love... 🐺

[Neko]

Put some pepper jam on it.

Edited November 24, 2018 by Neko

[Naraku4656]

18 hours ago, Kudasai said:

Go tell Dudeco

 

[KimopoBotar]

You should have a cigarette while doing this or you won't seem very bad ass. 

[Mr Owl]

@Danger_Jules zeni is stealing your shit

[Houdini Splicer]

You will never not be weird or awkward. It is scientifically impossible.

 

 

Freak.

[bnmjy]

@Zenigundam 

[PenguinBoss]

I like that you're trying to add something new, but it's still the same old played out stuff.

[GuyBeardmane]

On 11/24/2018 at 4:11 PM, Kudasai said:

Go tell Dudeco