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"But, Zeni, what about when I turn 20?"


Zenigundam

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8 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

"Will you still love me?"

Zenigundam: ...

"Z-Zeni?" πŸ˜₯

Zenigundam: ...

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The only hot, legal teens who would say anything at all to you are the ones who want you to buy them booze. Not because they want the pleasure of your company while they imbibe, but because you have ID, and look clueless enough to be persuaded that your investment will have any return beyond contempt.

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2 hours ago, mthor said:

The only hot, legal teens who would say anything at all to you are the ones who want you to buy them booze. Not because they want the pleasure of your company while they imbibe, but because you have ID, and look clueless enough to be persuaded that your investment will have any return beyond contempt.

You should tell him about cocaine. >.>Β 

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On 11/13/2018 at 9:27 AM, mthor said:

The only hot, legal teens who would say anything at all to you are the ones who want you to buy them booze. Not because they want the pleasure of your company while they imbibe, but because you have ID, and look clueless enough to be persuaded that your investment will have any return beyond contempt.

They need my company. They need me. πŸ’

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Dude, take up smoking. Girls love it. Makes you look super fucking bad ass.Β 

Don't give me any pussy shit about cancer. Are you an alpha or a little bitch? Smoke like cancer is your bitch and it will be. You'll be fine. Trust me. Like 2 packs a day. No filter. Girls will die to get with you.Β 

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm too young to smoke, maybe when I get a little older

No dude. You quit when you find the perfect girl and get her locked down. You can't start later.Β 

Look, I quit when i found the right one. I pulled mad pussy before i found her. They don't want you to stay that way, they want to change you. Give them one little thing to change and you're perfect to them.Β 

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