Kudasai Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Of all things to risk going to jail over this fucking asshole tried to steal a fucking lint trap
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 People who steal from stores aren't bright, in my experience.
Kudasai Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 People who steal from stores aren't bright, in my experience. See Zenigundam[/member]
Kudasai Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 A lint trap? wtf is that? Clearly you know nothing outside of pillows
Kudasai Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 Like, for a dryer? Yeah a 2 dollar lint trap
Phillies Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 See Zenigundam[/member] the man obtained a PlayStation4!
Phillies Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Clearly you know nothing outside of pillows Please don't call waifu by that name...
Kudasai Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 Please don't call waifu by that name... -1
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 the man obtained a PlayStation4! That was a story for the ages. I'll tell that to my grandchildren, even though I would have never gone through with it sober. That was some Tom Clancy shet!
Phillies Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 That was a story for the ages. I'll tell that to my grandchildren, even though I would have never gone through with it sober. That was some Tom Clancy shet! You never got caught I am assuming?
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 It's unrealistic and impractical to lift an entire shop.
Kudasai Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 What's wrong with shoplifting? Everything
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 You never got caught I am assuming? I heard them talking about a "new protocol" for the video game consoles when they come off of the truck about a month and a half after it happened, so I'm thinking they might have discovered something missing when they counted their inventory. :-D
Ric Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Everything What else am I supposed to do if I want something and I can't and/or don't want to pay?
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 What else am I supposed to do if I want something and I can't and/or don't want to pay? Exactly haha. The real thieves are corporations and the U.S. government. Anybody here could run a corporation if given the opportunity. Those guys aren't rocket scientists!
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 cuz when I want somethin and I don't wanna pay for it I walk right through the door walk right through the door
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I think we should start cutting fingers off. Yo watch your mouth son
Phillies Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I heard them talking about a "new protocol" for the video game consoles when they come off of the truck about a month and a half after it happened, so I'm thinking they might have discovered something missing when they counted their inventory. :-D Zeni you sly dog you!
Sieg67 Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Yo watch your mouth son So which is your least favorite finger?
Misaka Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 So which is your least favorite finger? Both middle fingers He has no use for them
Kudasai Posted January 31, 2017 Author Posted January 31, 2017 Maybe they just wanted the thrill Thrill of what? Buttsecks in the county jail?
MEXobiologist Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 lololol yeah, people are ridiculous with the things they decide to steal. dudes get popped all the time by LP in my companies stores for stealing individual pairs of underwear out of packages
Kudasai Posted January 31, 2017 Author Posted January 31, 2017 lololol yeah, people are ridiculous with the things they decide to steal. dudes get popped all the time by LP in my companies stores for stealing individual pairs of underwear out of packages What annoys me more than anything is the fact I gotta spend time dealing with their dumbass when I could more important things
Vamped Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 Thrill of what? Buttsecks in the county jail? They maybe into that
tsar4 Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 https://consumerist.com/2016/01/08/man-shoved-5-bags-of-frozen-shrimp-down-his-pants-at-family-dollar/
MEXobiologist Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 What annoys me more than anything is the fact I gotta spend time dealing with their dumbass when I could more important things thankfully i don't have to do shit except give info to managers and go about my business hoping i won't be serves a subpoena to appear in court, cuz fuck that.
Satou Kazuma Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cops-snatch-adult-toy-thief-184027
Sieg67 Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 What annoys me more than anything is the fact I gotta spend time dealing with their dumbass when I could more important things My job is way more of a pain in the ass than it has to be thanks to shoplifters. Now I have to put security tags on a lot of laundry soap, H&B, electronics, all clothing and a number of other things because people decide that they don't need to pay for things. I even have to tag the ground beef. I need to get that stuff into the freezer asap and now I have to take the time to sticker every single one of them. Do you know how quickly we use to put the truck out before we had to do all that shit? Not to mention the time I have to spend watching suspicious people. I have things to do. It also fucks up inventory count which means we don't receive what we need. Fuck shoplifters.
MegaNaraku Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 Of all things to risk going to jail over this fucking asshole tried to steal a fucking lint trap People can be so dumb... It's truly amazing
Kudasai Posted January 31, 2017 Author Posted January 31, 2017 i shoplift all the time Do it at my store and your punishment will be severe. Cattle prods, handcuffs and ball and gags will be involved
Kudasai Posted January 31, 2017 Author Posted January 31, 2017 when I'm shoplifting, the only thing better than not getting caught would be if an employee got physical and hurt me. Then I get to litigate. So we should do this. I shoplift at your store, you assault and torture me, you get fired, but I sue the store and secretly split my settlement money with you. Pretty good huh? Are u in? Hmmm... We'll talk later
Phillies Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 Or just look like Zeni. The man was successful at something
Phillies Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 I heard he got a ps4. Did he work at the store he took it from? What's the story? I think he was working the loading docks. He must have figured out what areas the cameras don't cover- then he went in for the kill. Then again this could be another Zeni fish story... so who really knows
Codename: Jackass Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 i shoplift all the time How do you lift the shop? Some sort of crane? A hydraulic jack perhaps? I need to know, I always wanted to shoplift.
Codename: Jackass Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 When I worked at a convenience store I would steal a drink every now and then when stocking the cooler. I feel kind of bad about it now tbh but they never caught on.
Phillies Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 ya I was gonna say how can we believe anything he says lol. Sounds plausible. One of the best ways to steal is as an insider. When I worked at target one of our team leaders got caught for stealing $50,000+ over time skimming off the top when she would close the registers. It's funny because one night while she was closing them I made a joke how she was ripping the place off. She just smiled real big but didn't say anything. I was just joking I had no idea. When I was a respectable janitor at my local hospital (this was before the bipolar and meth) I used to steal peanut butter n' jelly sandwiches/tuna fish sandwiches from the food carts. The food was always inventoried and often a shortage resulted in suspicion- however my sly ways earned me the reputation as "the hamburgler". Until security caught me. Moral of the story: crime doesn't pay.
Misaka Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 i shoplift all the time Do it at my store $10k fine & 3 months in jail
Phillies Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 yeah the nurses used to watch out for me. Also when I was assigned to clean the cafeteria I used to take additional food items after hours- which was my downfall. I was caught like a deer in head lights... literally red handed, dick in your wife's ass when hubby walks in. They even found my 20 dollar bag of weed on the utility cart.
Misaka Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 strong words. But only words that turn into bitter wax in my ears. I've been doing it for 13 years. Not saying I won't ever be caught. But odds are you'd have no idea if I did it right in front of you. My games on point Security cameras down every asiles
Misaka Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 its like that at literally every place I hit. If you think a store is safe b/c there's 5749274659392 security cameras on the ceiling, think again No these are eye level That what I'm getting at
Phillies Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 did you get fired? Yes. modify: officially resigned.
Zenigundam Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 I think he was working the loading docks. He must have figured out what areas the cameras don't cover- then he went in for the kill. Then again this could be another Zeni fish story... so who really knows I was actually working in a crappy data entry position, but close enough. I worked close enough to the loading area to know and the liquor fueled my confidence that night. As soon as I knew the handful of people in the store were at the complete opposite end and there weren't any LP people working that night, I went into fcking stealth mode and busted out!
Phillies Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 I mean for a janitorial position that shouldn't be a fireable offense. It's just more like hey stop eating our food and don't bring your weed to work. Oh and I was taking needles while drunk from a medicine cabinet... that was also on camera too....
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