Zenigundam Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 I wanted to get off and talk to her. She was wearing a "Seniors class of 2019" sweater and amazing yoga pants, but there were so many cars coming in and out and all over the place and I was exhausted from work and hungry and didn't want to have to wait an hour for the next bus or pay $13 for an Uber from that location or have to deal with white knights getting involved. I've gotta take more chances... You need to ignite a spark to get the love flames going. 🔥🔥🔥👨👩👧👦💁♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Too soon, motherfucker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 Whaddya mean? Did something happen in the news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Yeah something happened in the news. Look it up, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 Will I ever see her again? 😪 I feel like this would be a good plot for a tear jerking romance flick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Stop stalking the local high school. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 here's the thing Zeni.... shut the fuck up 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 11 hours ago, scoobdog said: Yeah something happened in the news. Look it up, man. I missed what happened in the news too. But I'm too lazy to look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Tengu said: Stop stalking the local high school. Stalking? Wtf... My bus drives past that HS every day. Do you not realize that some of these badass legal age seniors (women) need prom dates? 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Too bad you didn’t get a bomb in the mail today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Nothing to see here, people. Creepy little bastard being his usual creepy self. There are free donuts in the Breakroom. Have a nice day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Tengu said: Too bad you didn’t get a bomb in the mail today. Is that the new legal age Valentine thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: Nothing to see here, people. Creepy little bastard being his usual creepy self. There are free donuts in the Breakroom. Have a nice day. Everything!... Everything... There's everything to see here. 🐺 *shoulders you off and keeps talking to the sexy, legal age, Asian American track hottie he saw yesterday* #OutAlpha'ed 💪💁♂️👨👩👧👦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Everything!... Everything... There's everything to see here. 🐺 *shoulders you off and keeps talking to the sexy, legal age, Asian American track hottie he saw yesterday* #OutAlpha'ed 💪💁♂️👨👩👧👦 Like I said, nothing to see here. #BetaGundam4Life #ProfessionalMeatBeaterZeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 -1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 If I stopped saying legal age would I suddenly go from a stud to a creep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: If I stopped saying legal age would I suddenly go from a stud to a creep? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: If I stopped saying legal age would I suddenly go from a stud to a creep? You always were a creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: If I stopped saying legal age would I suddenly go to jail? Fixed. And the answer is yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, midnight said: I missed what happened in the news too. But I'm too lazy to look it up. Look up "University of Utah". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Look up "University of Utah". Holy shit. What the fuck Zeni? You've finally done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Always knew he had a little psycho in him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 25 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Look up "University of Utah". I did and saw comments like this "White women. Do not date black men." As soon I saw the offender's photo, knew there would be racist comments. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ric said: I did and saw comments like this "White women. Do not date black men." As soon I saw the offender's photo, knew there would be racist comments. It's fucked up all around. Just thought it was weirdly inappropriate that ElliotGundam thought it would be a great idea to joke about stalking track stars right about now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 I don't if she's a star or whatnot, but she looked like a track athlete. We have potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I don't if she's a star or whatnot, but she looked like a track athlete. We have potential. The only potential you have is, you could potentially being going to jail soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 You were hiding in the bushes??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Zeni, do you have to report to the sheriff's department on Halloween night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: Zeni, do you have to report to the sheriff's department on Halloween night? Zeni is a registered sex offender?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: Zeni, do you have to report to the sheriff's department on Halloween night? No, he's going trick or treating with his hot 17yr old gf. Haven't you heard? *giggle chills* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Just now, Ric said: No, he's going trick or treating with his hot 17yr old gf. Haven't you heard? *giggle chills* Thats his sister 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: Zeni is a registered sex offender?? He should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Phillies said: Thats his mom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Just now, Tengu said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Pssh, ^ they're just jealous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Zeni... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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