Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Posted October 6, 2018 So I'm talking to this sexy blonde legal age woman at the mall and introducing myself and whatnot and we start talking about video games and I tell her, "Super Mario Odyssey is a very good game, but it's a little too easy for my taste. I need harder challenges from games such as Hollow Knight and Celeste... just like I need a girl like you. *smoothly places hand on the back of her neck and reels her in*... I need you." šŗš„š«
mthor Posted October 6, 2018 Posted October 6, 2018 Try it. She'll laugh and walk away, because she wants a man, not a video dork.
midnight Posted October 6, 2018 Posted October 6, 2018 I'm still looking for the cool pick-up line Zeni wants to use. Can't seem to find it in this thread.Ā Or any other thread for that matter. 3
Houdini Splicer Posted October 6, 2018 Posted October 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: So I'm talking to this sexy blonde legal age woman at the mall and introducing myself and whatnot and we start talking about video games and I tell her, "Super Mario Odyssey is a very good game, but it's a little too easy for my taste. I need harder challenges from games such as Hollow Knight and Celeste... just like I need a girl like you. *smoothly places hand on the back of her neck and reels her in*... I need you." šŗš„š« That pickup line is lame, just like you.
midnight Posted October 6, 2018 Posted October 6, 2018 I want to see more pictures of Zeni's mom's retro as fuck house. Dude has the bulky tv set in his room. Got the California Raisins on full display, like they're trophies. I wanna see more retro house shit.
Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Author Posted October 6, 2018 4 hours ago, naraku360 said: You should go back to OKC. Dude, that's not funny. Girls drive guys crazy that way.
Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Author Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, mthor said: Try it. She'll laugh and walk away, because she wants a man, not a video dork. S-she can't... I'll try again before she walks off, even if we're in the crowded food court and people are laughing. š¦ A true romantic...Ā
Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Author Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, midnight said: I'm still looking for the cool pick-up line Zeni wants to use. Can't seem to find it in this thread.Ā Or any other thread for that matter. You just wouldn't understand...
Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Author Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Vin_Tybul said: That pickup line is lame, just like you. Smh and then I bet you'll try to coin it as your own pickup line later on tonight at the mall. š¤¦āāļø
midnight Posted October 6, 2018 Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: You just wouldn't understand... You don't understand how fucking works, retard.
Houdini Splicer Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 13 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Smh and then I bet you'll try to coin it as your own pickup line later on tonight at the mall. š¤¦āāļø I don't have to. I have an actual girlfriend, unlike you. Even though we all know you call your hand your girlfriend, it just truly isn't the same. Maybe one of these days you'll find out for yourself, but I doubt it.
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Posted October 7, 2018 50 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: I don't have to. I have an actual girlfriend, unlike you. Even though we all know you call your hand your girlfriend, it just truly isn't the same. Maybe one of these days you'll find out for yourself, but I doubt it. I have a few girlfriend prospects. I'm planning on going to senior prom with the one who wins my š, I feel like Jesse Palmer on The Bachelor.
naraku360 Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 18 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Dude, that's not funny. It wasn't a joke.
Houdini Splicer Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I have a few girlfriend prospects. I'm planning on going to senior prom with the one who wins my š, I feel like Jesse Palmer on The Bachelor. True Alpha males don't watch bullshit like the Bachelor.
Tengu Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 More like āhi, iām zeni and i will be your creepy stalkerā.Ā 2
oolpmahC-iarumaS Posted October 8, 2018 Posted October 8, 2018 Quote On 10/6/2018 at 12:27 PM, Zenigundam said: So I'm talking to this sexy blonde legal age womanĀ Ā I stopped reading here. Did that really need to be specified? Got some stuff you need to get off your chest champ?
Zenigundam Posted October 8, 2018 Author Posted October 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, oolpmahC-iarumaS said: I stopped reading here. Did that really need to be specified? Got some stuff you need to get off your chest champ? Sexy 17 year old HS senior, blonde, legal, and doesn't have a prom date, but that's still a long ways off
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