Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 So I'm talking to this sexy blonde legal age woman at the mall and introducing myself and whatnot and we start talking about video games and I tell her, "Super Mario Odyssey is a very good game, but it's a little too easy for my taste. I need harder challenges from games such as Hollow Knight and Celeste... just like I need a girl like you. *smoothly places hand on the back of her neck and reels her in*... I need you." 🐺🔥👫 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 -1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 12 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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naraku360 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 You should go back to OKC. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 You'll get all the Ladyboys with that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Try it. She'll laugh and walk away, because she wants a man, not a video dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 I'm still looking for the cool pick-up line Zeni wants to use. Can't seem to find it in this thread. Or any other thread for that matter. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: So I'm talking to this sexy blonde legal age woman at the mall and introducing myself and whatnot and we start talking about video games and I tell her, "Super Mario Odyssey is a very good game, but it's a little too easy for my taste. I need harder challenges from games such as Hollow Knight and Celeste... just like I need a girl like you. *smoothly places hand on the back of her neck and reels her in*... I need you." 🐺🔥👫 That pickup line is lame, just like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 I want to see more pictures of Zeni's mom's retro as fuck house. Dude has the bulky tv set in his room. Got the California Raisins on full display, like they're trophies. I wanna see more retro house shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Author Share Posted October 6, 2018 4 hours ago, naraku360 said: You should go back to OKC. Dude, that's not funny. Girls drive guys crazy that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Author Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, mthor said: Try it. She'll laugh and walk away, because she wants a man, not a video dork. S-she can't... I'll try again before she walks off, even if we're in the crowded food court and people are laughing. 🦒 A true romantic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Author Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, midnight said: I'm still looking for the cool pick-up line Zeni wants to use. Can't seem to find it in this thread. Or any other thread for that matter. You just wouldn't understand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 6, 2018 Author Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Vin_Tybul said: That pickup line is lame, just like you. Smh and then I bet you'll try to coin it as your own pickup line later on tonight at the mall. 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: You just wouldn't understand... You don't understand how fucking works, retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 13 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Smh and then I bet you'll try to coin it as your own pickup line later on tonight at the mall. 🤦♂️ I don't have to. I have an actual girlfriend, unlike you. Even though we all know you call your hand your girlfriend, it just truly isn't the same. Maybe one of these days you'll find out for yourself, but I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 50 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: I don't have to. I have an actual girlfriend, unlike you. Even though we all know you call your hand your girlfriend, it just truly isn't the same. Maybe one of these days you'll find out for yourself, but I doubt it. I have a few girlfriend prospects. I'm planning on going to senior prom with the one who wins my 💖, I feel like Jesse Palmer on The Bachelor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 18 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Dude, that's not funny. It wasn't a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I have a few girlfriend prospects. I'm planning on going to senior prom with the one who wins my 💖, I feel like Jesse Palmer on The Bachelor. True Alpha males don't watch bullshit like the Bachelor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 More like “hi, i’m zeni and i will be your creepy stalker”. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oolpmahC-iarumaS Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Quote On 10/6/2018 at 12:27 PM, Zenigundam said: So I'm talking to this sexy blonde legal age woman I stopped reading here. Did that really need to be specified? Got some stuff you need to get off your chest champ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, oolpmahC-iarumaS said: I stopped reading here. Did that really need to be specified? Got some stuff you need to get off your chest champ? Sexy 17 year old HS senior, blonde, legal, and doesn't have a prom date, but that's still a long ways off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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