Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 I've noticed this so much, especially when I come in hammered on a first date. You kiss an 18 year old and the first date and her lips are sofffffffttttt, you kiss a 28 year old on a date and her lips have a tougher texture and you get the anger bunnies in your brain ("Who were you kissing before you met me?!"). Do you know what I'm talking about? Probably not. You guys need to get out more! 🐧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Author Share Posted September 27, 2018 I need help. 😌💓🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 No one wants your chasm on their face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Guys under 20 kiss too aggressively..they haven't learned that softer is better Best kisser is my icon. Met him when he was 23? 24? Hes a man whore...who knows how many girls hes kissed so hes a professional. Starts off really soft but never too hard..never too aggressive or over compensates..gently ramps it up to nibbles..then when really into it sucks and bites the bottom lip but not too hard. Then changes it up with soft throat kisses and such. Omg it is soooo fucking steamy hot. Every move is finesse. Zero awkwardness. Zero urge to get it over with and down to business. Hes not a big talker either and would kiss to shut me up and get things going if i was nervous. .. uhh but be careful with that...dont be kissing girls when u make them nervous with all that strange alpha shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Author Share Posted September 27, 2018 Oh I thought that was John Cena, I've never clicked your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I need help. 😌💓🐺 Something we all can agree on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I need help. 😌💓🐺 We all need help. Admitting it is the first step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 you wanna lick me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 12 hours ago, Zenigundam said: you kiss a 28 year old on a date and her lips have a tougher texture and you get the anger bunnies in your brain A 28 year old man I bet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 My 18 y/o girlfriend liked to suck tonsils, but my 21 y/o girlfriend didn't like kissing at all. Except on her lady bits by my 18 y/o girlfriend. Old chicks amirite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 You only kiss the computer screen. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Phillies said: You only kiss the computer screen. the sad part is he's not even drunk when he does that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Author Share Posted September 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Quackers said: I hope you go to prison Excuse me, Dr. Quackers, but how can I be a UEMB mod from prison? I hear they only let you use the internet for thirty minutes once a week and it's on a dial-up connection. Do you mean you hope I visit prison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Excuse me, Dr. Quackers, but how can I be a UEMB mod from prison? I hear they only let you use the internet for thirty minutes once a week and it's on a dial-up connection. Do you mean you hope I visit prison? yeah he wants you to visit him in prison. he's lonely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TrigunBebop Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 On 9/27/2018 at 12:50 AM, Zenigundam said: I need help. 😌💓🐺 Oh my god you finally admitted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Chii Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 11:50 PM, Zenigundam said: I've noticed this so much, especially when I come in hammered on a first date. You kiss an 18 year old and the first date and her lips are sofffffffttttt, you kiss a 28 year old on a date and her lips have a tougher texture and you get the anger bunnies in your brain ("Who were you kissing before you met me?!"). Do you know what I'm talking about? Probably not. You guys need to get out more! 🐧 I think there are a couple things to identify. 1.) Talking about lips being rough or soft. No matter what age, you'll encounter that. Someone's lips could be dry from winter, wind, medication, dehydration, etc. 2.) You're too focused on whether they've made out or dated someone before. I think that's why you go for high school girls, which is not the way to go about things. We all have pasts. You've obviously kissed other girls before, why are you holding them to virgin standards in all aspects when you haven't? Are you scared they will think you're new to this? Are you scared you don't hold up to other guy's experiences? Are you going for young girls because you're inexperienced and don't want them to think you're inexperienced? Not trying to diss you but seeing your posts over time makes me think you are self conscious in that aspect and that you proclaim yourself an alpha to compensate for your insecurities. We all have insecurities, not just you. You also need to let go of the fact that they've been with people before you. Those people are in the past. Be more concerned how you both evolve in the future. Also stop thinking you're entitled to things and being aggressive. No matter if you're a woman or man, that's terrifying. No one likes to be rejected. It hurts but you cant attack them over it. You can have a better life than this. You're capable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) I don't have to listen to this baloney! 🐺 *storms out of the room while shoulder checking a security guard* Edited September 29, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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