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1 hour ago, fuggstop said:

If i had no kids and didnt have to work id be a crackwhore

So.....what’s stopping you from doing that NOW? You’ve already got the whore part of “crackwhore” down. So, you’re saying all you need is the crack, right?

It’s not like you really participate in your responsibilities or anything. That’s basically what you said is the only thing holding you back. Bills don’t really mean anything to you, and your mom handles your kid. So, why not just do it? America is the Land of Opportinity, so why not reach for the stars? Go for it. Be somebody. 

Posted
6 hours ago, empty said:

I say the same thing when I eat an entire bag of Oreos.

I miss thoose giant oreos from the 90s u know wut i mean??

Posted
7 hours ago, Poof said:

I'm like "that was the last time. I swear i'll never do that again"

It truly does nothing for you. Now get the daily smoke back in your lungs 

Posted
2 hours ago, fuggstop said:

If i had no kids and didnt have to work id be a crackwhore

Something about crack i dont like. Its too... Much... Its too disabling. I think cocaine is already the perfect form of the chemical. Like w/weed i dont like dabs either. I have my preferences for things.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

It truly does nothing for you. Now get the daily smoke back in your lungs 

I know. I'm wasting my life. :(

Posted
8 hours ago, Poof said:

I'm like "that was the last time. I swear i'll never do that again"

You forgot comedian Larry Miller's extra line from "The Five Stages of Drinking"...."And this time, I mean it!".

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, tsar4 said:

You forgot comedian Larry Miller's extra line from "The Five Stages of Drinking"...."And this time, I mean it!".

this time i really do. i will not succumb to this harmful peer pressure again. 

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Kweerie said:

Nobody's perfect. Sometimes you fall on the wagon. It happens, and you just have to get back off it.

i just can't believe it happened to me again

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