More neighbor drama.

[midnight]

So, last night, disco and I were sitting out under our veranda. Disco was enjoying her wine. I was sipping on a Redd’s Blueberry Ale. Just talking and stuff. I went inside and noticed our ac was acting up again. I was inside taking apart the inside unit to check to see if it had frozen up again, and it had. It’s fixed now.

Anyways, while I’m inside doing that, our asshole neighbor was shining his Q-Beam at our house. It’s like 10:00 at night. Disco walks down the driveway and says to the neighbor, “Please stop shining your damn bright ass light at our house.” He answered with, “Who the fuck are you?” To which she replied, “Who the fuck are you?!” 

That was the end of this particular altercation. I don’t know if disco has mentioned the problem with the new neighbors before, but they are complete assholes. They moved in a few months ago, and have been nothing but trouble since. We live on a hill, surrounded by family. In the swamp. This one house became available after a cousin of mine sold it. Everyone else is family in our little compound. 

There is a lot to this story, but disco may have already mentioned some of the issues. I’m not sure. 

[Poof]

19 minutes ago, midnight said:

 We live on a hill, surrounded by family. In the swamp. This one house became available after a cousin of mine sold it. Everyone else is family in our little compound. 

which cult are u?

[Mr Owl]

You would hate me as a neighbor

All I buy is bright outdoor lights

[Still Me]

33 minutes ago, midnight said:

So, last night, disco and I were sitting out under our veranda. Disco was enjoying her wine. I was sipping on a Redd’s Blueberry Ale. Just talking and stuff. I went inside and noticed our ac was acting up again. I was inside taking apart the inside unit to check to see if it had frozen up again, and it had. It’s fixed now.

Anyways, while I’m inside doing that, our asshole neighbor was shining his Q-Beam at our house. It’s like 10:00 at night. Disco walks down the driveway and says to the neighbor, “Please stop shining your damn bright ass light at our house.” He answered with, “Who the fuck are you?” To which she replied, “Who the fuck are you?!” 

That was the end of this particular altercation. I don’t know if disco has mentioned the problem with the new neighbors before, but they are complete assholes. They moved in a few months ago, and have been nothing but trouble since. We live on a hill, surrounded by family. In the swamp. This one house became available after a cousin of mine sold it. Everyone else is family in our little compound. 

There is a lot to this story, but disco may have already mentioned some of the issues. I’m not sure. 

I’ll be your neighbor....I’m quiet and I keep to myself....but I’m anal as fuck about yards....so....keep your grass trimmed and stay out of my garden....or Swift death you shall meet

Edited September 14, 2018 by Still Me

[wacky1980]

i've not seen any of this backstory. neighbor sounds like someone who needs to have their front door acquainted with a slingshot load of shit.

a slingshit, some would say.

[Still Me]

6 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

i've not seen any of this backstory. neighbor sounds like someone who needs to have their front door acquainted with a slingshot load of shit.

a slingshit, some would say.

Na...you gotta affix one to the porch....with like bungee cord n shit...then when you knock or ring the door bell...you can let the cord go and it flings cow shit in their face...on their porch, in their house...and if god favors this day....in their mouth...

[wacky1980]

they still gotta live next to each other after that shit happens though. best to do it under cover of darkness, from about 50 yards away, unseen. prank them into moving out, instead of giving them a target for retaliation.

this comes as a double-win. make life for them so bad that they decide to move. then whenever someone's viewing the property as a potential buyer, prank them too. drive the price down on the property until the family can pool funds and buy it back. 

then next year when taxes come out, everyone will start getting that money back in the form of depressed assessment values for that one low-price sale.

Edited September 14, 2018 by wacky1980

[molarbear]

52 minutes ago, midnight said:

So, last night, disco and I were sitting out under our veranda. Disco was enjoying her wine. I was sipping on a Redd’s Blueberry Ale. Just talking and stuff. I went inside and noticed our ac was acting up again. I was inside taking apart the inside unit to check to see if it had frozen up again, and it had. It’s fixed now.

Anyways, while I’m inside doing that, our asshole neighbor was shining his Q-Beam at our house. It’s like 10:00 at night. Disco walks down the driveway and says to the neighbor, “Please stop shining your damn bright ass light at our house.” He answered with, “Who the fuck are you?” To which she replied, “Who the fuck are you?!” 

That was the end of this particular altercation. I don’t know if disco has mentioned the problem with the new neighbors before, but they are complete assholes. They moved in a few months ago, and have been nothing but trouble since. We live on a hill, surrounded by family. In the swamp. This one house became available after a cousin of mine sold it. Everyone else is family in our little compound. 

There is a lot to this story, but disco may have already mentioned some of the issues. I’m not sure. 

I don't really know my neighbors

The house on the left hardly ever mow their grass and has a different car there everyday

the house on the right they own about 7-8 different vehicles and constantly struggle to find room to park them

I can't really complain though, at least they're all pretty quiet

[Ric]

52 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

You would hate me as a neighbor

 

So would I. Not even around here speaks english all the time, wouldn't want to be hearing you lose your shit over it.

[midnight]

1 hour ago, Poof said:

which cult are u?

The cult of personality.

[midnight]

1 hour ago, Kuroko said:

You would hate me as a neighbor

All I buy is bright outdoor lights

Nah, this asshole was shining it at our house. He was walking with the light and aiming it at disco. 

[midnight]

1 hour ago, Still Me said:

I’ll be your neighbor....I’m quiet and I keep to myself....but I’m anal as fuck about yards....so....keep your grass trimmed and stay out of my garden....or Swift death you shall meet

Come on. Glad to have ya. We keep the grass mowed. Shit is weed eated around. Leaves raked in the winter. We also plant a big enough garden to feed the neighborhood. 

Or swift death. I’ve had a good run. 

[midnight]

1 hour ago, wacky1980 said:

i've not seen any of this backstory. neighbor sounds like someone who needs to have their front door acquainted with a slingshot load of shit.

a slingshit, some would say.

Exactly! Yeah, he made some threats to myself and my stepfather. He was on his property as he made them. I begged him to step across the property line. He refused. Shit got ugly. 

[midnight]

57 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Na...you gotta affix one to the porch....with like bungee cord n shit...then when you knock or ring the door bell...you can let the cord go and it flings cow shit in their face...on their porch, in their house...and if god favors this day....in their mouth...

Yes to all of this!

[midnight]

52 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

they still gotta live next to each other after that shit happens though. best to do it under cover of darkness, from about 50 yards away, unseen. prank them into moving out, instead of giving them a target for retaliation.

this comes as a double-win. make life for them so bad that they decide to move. then whenever someone's viewing the property as a potential buyer, prank them too. drive the price down on the property until the family can pool funds and buy it back. 

then next year when taxes come out, everyone will start getting that money back in the form of depressed assessment values for that one low-price sale.

(Takes notes from wacky’s playbook).

[Mr Owl]

9 minutes ago, midnight said:

Nah, this asshole was shining it at our house. He was walking with the light and aiming it at disco. 

Oh you could of taken a pet laser and aimed it right at him

[midnight]

Just now, Kuroko said:

Oh you could of taken a pet laser and aimed it right at him

I’m shocked disco didn’t think to do that. Unfortunately this whole incident unfolded while I was inside dealing with the damn ac.

[neverkeepchangin11]

you lost me at the blueberry beer. I'm on the neighbor's side.

[Mr Owl]

4 minutes ago, midnight said:

I’m shocked disco didn’t think to do that. Unfortunately this whole incident unfolded while I was inside dealing with the damn ac.

Now you got some ammo

 

Now when I was talking about the lights I meant this is what I have

https://www.menards.com/main/electrical/light-bulbs/led-light-bulbs/gt-lite-500w-replacement-high-lumen-bulb/gt-cb-100/p-1487834580445-c-7482.htm?tid=4516437840687789899&ipos=14

[midnight]

Just now, neverkeepchangin11 said:

you lost me at the blueberry beer. I'm on the neighbor's side.

The blueberry ale is pretty damn good. 

[midnight]

2 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

Now you got some ammo

 

Now when I was talking about the lights I meant this is what I have

https://www.menards.com/main/electrical/light-bulbs/led-light-bulbs/gt-lite-500w-replacement-high-lumen-bulb/gt-cb-100/p-1487834580445-c-7482.htm?tid=4516437840687789899&ipos=14

Those are kinda cool actually. (Might have to get some of those).

But this asshole was walking around with one of these 3 million candle power bastards. 

[Mr Owl]

1 minute ago, midnight said:

Those are kinda cool actually. (Might have to get some of those).

But this asshole was walking around with one of these 3 million candle power bastards. 

They're very bright 

I managed to light up 5 of my neighbors yards with just one so it paid for itself

[midnight]

2 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

They're very bright 

I managed to light up 5 of my neighbors yards with just one so it paid for itself

We just installed a couple hundred patio lights this week, going from our patio to our bridge. It lights up the whole walkway now. But spiders! Fuck. They’re already making webs on them, so when you walk out there at night, you kind of have to do some karate chops just in case. I usually let disco walk ahead of me. Haha! I mean, because it’s the gentlemanly thing to do. Ladies first. 

[Mr Owl]

1 minute ago, midnight said:

We just installed a couple hundred patio lights this week, going from our patio to our bridge. It lights up the whole walkway now. But spiders! Fuck. They’re already making webs on them, so when you walk out there at night, you kind of have to do some karate chops just in case. I usually let disco walk ahead of me. Haha! I mean, because it’s the gentlemanly thing to do. Ladies first. 

well you could install a few zappers but they're at least earning their keep by eating all the pests

[midnight]

36 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

well you could install a few zappers but they're at least earning their keep by eating all the pests

Yep. We don’t kill them, but damn they got to move. We also have an abundance of caterpillars right now. There are webs in most of the trees, and those things are everywhere. Just another “perk” of living in the south when fall approaches, I suppose.

[Mr Owl]

21 minutes ago, midnight said:

Yep. We don’t kill them, but damn they got to move. We also have an abundance of caterpillars right now. There are webs in most of the trees, and those things are everywhere. Just another “perk” of living in the south when fall approaches, I suppose.

You got the tent caterpillars?

[midnight]

23 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

You got the tent caterpillars?

A ton of them. They fall out the trees onto us. They’re everywhere.

[Mr Owl]

49 minutes ago, midnight said:

A ton of them. They fall out the trees onto us. They’re everywhere.

You need to get an exterminator

[midnight]

2 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

You need to get an exterminator

I’ve actually never used an exterminator. We kind of just deal with the outdoor critters. Luckily, we don’t have many bugs come inside. 

[stilgar]

A couple weeks ago my neighbor was evicted so he took everything of value from the house, half the siding, the back door, and a window. I didn't even notice until someone told me what happened.

[Mr Owl]

6 minutes ago, midnight said:

I’ve actually never used an exterminator. We kind of just deal with the outdoor critters. Luckily, we don’t have many bugs come inside. 

Well they tend to do alot of damage

[midnight]

3 minutes ago, stilgar said:

A couple weeks ago my neighbor was evicted so he took everything of value from the house, half the siding, the back door, and a window. I didn't even notice until someone told me what happened.

Sounds like an outstanding person. Stole the damn siding? Jesus! Hopefully the owner will press charges for theft. 

[midnight]

2 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

Well they tend to do alot of damage

We’ve got several old posts in the yard, for varying reasons. Those caterpillars tend to make their way to them. They can gnaw on them all the want. I need to replace them anyways. My garden has played out for the year, so no danger there. Our son gets a kick out of them, so I’ll just leave em alone. For now.

[Mr Owl]

2 minutes ago, midnight said:

We’ve got several old posts in the yard, for varying reasons. Those caterpillars tend to make their way to them. They can gnaw on them all the want. I need to replace them anyways. My garden has played out for the year, so no danger there. Our son gets a kick out of them, so I’ll just leave em alone. For now.

Well are they only in one tree?

[stilgar]

5 minutes ago, midnight said:

Sounds like an outstanding person. Stole the damn siding? Jesus! Hopefully the owner will press charges for theft. 

Oh yeah, they did. I am pretty sure he gutted the place and took the pipes too. I glanced in and it looked like the walls were torn apart.

[Mr Owl]

1 minute ago, stilgar said:

Oh yeah, they did. I am pretty sure he gutted the place and took the pipes too. I glanced in and it looked like the walls were torn apart.

Wtf?

 

[stilgar]

He mumbled something about not getting a fair wage when he was stealing everything too.

[Mr Owl]

1 minute ago, stilgar said:

He mumbled something about not getting a fair wage when he was stealing everything too.

So criminal theft damage to private property ...... Yup he's fucked

[Raptorpat]

4 hours ago, molarbear said:

I don't really know my neighbors

The house on the left hardly ever mow their grass

I never did introduce myself to the neighbor on the right

[midnight]

49 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

Well are they only in one tree?

No. They are in several trees. This happens every pre-fall. I mean, they are kind of a sign for us that fall is almost here. 

[midnight]

48 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Oh yeah, they did. I am pretty sure he gutted the place and took the pipes too. I glanced in and it looked like the walls were torn apart.

I just don’t understand people sometimes. Most of the time. This is exactly why I would never rent a place to anyone.