Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 "In the pursuit of happiness" can sound like "in the pursuit of a penis." 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 16, 2018 Author Posted August 16, 2018 43 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I got in the pursuit of have penis You are pursuing acquiring a penis?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 This reminds me of when kids would tell you to hold your tongue and say I live on a ship full of apples. 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 16, 2018 Author Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: This reminds me of when kids would tell you to hold your tongue and say I live on a ship full of apples. ...........You knew kids that said "hold your tongue"?
Still Me Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 57 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: "In the pursuit of happiness" can sound like "in the pursuit of a penis." But isn’t this what we all pursue?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ...........You knew kids that said "hold your tongue"? Often followed by wench.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: But isn’t this what we all pursue? I keep following this penis around every day. I'm not entirely sure why. 1
Still Me Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I keep following this penis around every day. I'm not entirely sure why. It’s your divining rod of pleasure
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 16, 2018 Author Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Often followed by wench. I forgot where that's from. Romeo and Juliet, maybe? Edited August 16, 2018 by Doom Metal Alchemist
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 16, 2018 Author Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Still Me said: But isn’t this what we all pursue? I already got one. My life is still missing something.
Still Me Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I already got one. My life is still missing something. shed some light into your life, get a fleshlight
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 16, 2018 Author Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Still Me said: shed some light into your life, get a fleshlight I remember @SwimModSponges once saying he swore by those before he lost his virginity, but once he got laid he threw it away.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I remember @SwimModSponges once saying he swore by those before he lost his virginity, but once he got laid he threw it away. Vaginas are good, mouths are my favorite. Even toothy blowjobs aren't awful unless they try to go fast. I dunno what it's like for some of you dudes, I've always had options. 1
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 13 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Vaginas are good, mouths are my favorite. Even toothy blowjobs aren't awful unless they try to go fast. I dunno what it's like for some of you dudes, I've always had options. No teeth 1
wacky1980 Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 even a bad bj is still a bj. i'd rather be receiving a bad bj right now, than no bj at all. but i'm married so they're a rare item in these parts. 2
Bouvre Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 14 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: "In the pursuit of happiness" can sound like "in the pursuit of a penis." Perhaps a Russian struggling to better their English by accurately aspirating the h instead of using х (kh)
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 5 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: No teeth Not a bit! 1
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