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2 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

man...i would never be able to do my nipples. 

big ass nipples. i'd look ridicoulfunny with big ole metal knobs sticking out. 

xD

And yer like 50. Theyd pierce it and a little poof of dust would come out.

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10 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

And yer like 50. Theyd pierce it and a little poof of dust would come out.

Bitch, you are old. You’ll be a soap lady when you die.

The fat turns into a soap like coating. 

Don’t come at her with your jealousy. 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Muskette said:

Bitch, you are old. You’ll be a soap lady when you die.

The fat turns into a soap like coating. 

Don’t come at her with your jealousy. 

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eh. i'm old. 

but i look damn good. 

i'm like a milf. nay...i'm a gilf. 

i mean....like super hot good lookin'

well, i mean, when i get all purty and stuff. 

Spoiler

i'm not any of those things. i mean. maybe. who cares? oh...yeah, the dude that married me, and likes to have hot gilf sex. everyday. ;)

 

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Posted

Stop hanging ornaments from them!

The Hallmark store has it's own displays. 

:D:D:D

Never understood the nipple piercing thing. I'd think they'd catch on clothes and pull or snag all over the dang place. Plus the duct thing that was already mentioned. I would think hitting one of those would keep the hole from properly healing up and just be like an open wound after awhile. :(

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