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Your cat is so pretty

Cats are real funny.  One time my cat ran out of my apartment and I'm chasing him like an asshole trying to get him back in the house, finally I was like, fuck it.  Went back to my apartment and left the door open.  He came back less than 5 minutes later, took one look in my direction and hissed at me like he didn't leave entirely on his own.  I was like, damn, I didn't kick you out Sox, you left.  What are you mad at me for?xD

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

Your cat is so pretty

Cats are real funny.  One time my cat ran out of my apartment and I'm chasing him like an asshole trying to get him back in the house, finally I was like, fuck it.  Went back to my apartment and left the door open.  He came back less than 5 minutes later, took one look in my direction and hissed at me like he didn't leave entirely on his own.  I was like, damn, I didn't kick you out Sox, you left.  What are you mad at me for?xD

*falls asleep*

Please be succinct, baby Pooh. 🤦‍♂️

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Please don't curse at me. 😦

If you wanna go on a date, cursing me out isn't gonna work. 🐰

If you wanna go on a date with me and get your ass pegged like we all know you want, don't tell me to be succinct.

Not my fuckin problem you can't read sentences that contain more than 5 words:ph34r:

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19 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Your cat is so pretty

Cats are real funny.  One time my cat ran out of my apartment and I'm chasing him like an asshole trying to get him back in the house, finally I was like, fuck it.  Went back to my apartment and left the door open.  He came back less than 5 minutes later, took one look in my direction and hissed at me like he didn't leave entirely on his own.  I was like, damn, I didn't kick you out Sox, you left.  What are you mad at me for?xD

Wow. I watched my last kitty be born. Bandit. Raised him from birth. He was my little bitch. Never hissed at me once.

I miss my baby!

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