Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 Schlongs make me think of this place that makes really good hot dogs.
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Schlongs make me think of this place that makes really good hot dogs. wowwww deep throat those hot dawgs
Phillies Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Zeni sniffs his mom's panties. its ok bro owo owo
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 Word association: Panties remind me of Teddy Bears for they are soft and cuddly, Dildos remind me of Baby Sharks for they are slippery and rubbery, and Schlongs remind me of lively hot dogs arranged like Dugtrio from Pokémon.
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 No new visitors in three days despite sending out a ton of messages. Looks like I got shadow banned again.
GunStarHero Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Yes yes, shadow banned. Open and shut case.
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 Yes yes, shadow banned. Open and shut case. Why'd ya do it? *approaches the OKC mod with badass intentions, coming in full speed, cracking knuckles on the way*
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 I was wtching something a while ago and found out they sell hot dogs in jars in Korea........Shit's weird.
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 I was wtching something a while ago and found out they sell hot dogs in jars in Korea........Shit's weird. Vienna sausages? >.>
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 Zeni sniffs his mom's panties. its ok bro owo owo Speaking of Korea, I saw this Korean "roasted seaweed" snack at the checkout aisle of my local supermarket. First time I've EVER seen that! Looked like the shelf was completely full though.
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 You always told me be yourself and it would happen, so now you guys owe me. I'm not in a rush, so take your time, but below is a good template for my league of lady, so find one and fulfill my quest for true <3, and we'll be even!
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 That's the kind of cheap ho that you settle for? Well, I mean, would settle for if you could even get that girl.
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 Watch it there, buddy. That's my wife you're talking about!
GunStarHero Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Probably something about you just being so overwhelmingly qualified for being, like, every girl (and several dogs) perfect bae. Had to take you out of there lest the other guys get shunned by all the hot babes.
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Did someone give you access to roofies? Is there a woman who resembles her tied up in your room?
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 You need to put my account back in the game. I was talking to multiple girls and probably close to meeting up with them and spending seven minutes in heaven before utz utz utz utz crazy bed sex crazy bed sex, but now if I come at them with a new profile, they'll think I'm some kind of murderer on the run from the FBI, so just do the right thing, bro. I don't want this to go where it could be going... *equips brass knuckles*
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Oh hey look, you are stealing photos now. This can't be the first time he's done this.
GunStarHero Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 And with a wave of my magic wand! Herpes. Sorry about that. Was supposed to uh...well I dont know what wands do. Maybe they just give out STDs. Anyways! That should narrow down your options immensely but now the only ones left are ready to play ball.
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Welp, go to any college sorority and you'll be in luck.
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 *Gulps* C-c-could you guys go to the sorority for me. I kinda had a traumatic experience at one that involved a mixed drink bowl splashing on my head.
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 1. DON'T delete her number. (I got pissed one night and made this mistake, and now I'm screwed) 2. Add her on social media (I don't have any of these anymore, so I'm screwed) 3. Wait for her to get back on OkCupid (She made a new profile, but hasn't logged in since last April, so I'm screwed) 4. Approach her in person if you know where she works or goes to school (I don't want to because the Democrats twisted this into "stalking" when it was fine and romantic in Shakespeare's time) 5. Somehow find out someplace she'll be and go there, and then proclaim, "Wow what a coincidence! We went on that date a few years back! What are the chances?" <3
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 Do NOT call her out on being single because she chose the wrong guy. We all know it, but she'll be really sensitive and block your number if you do. You have to be "chill" about this and pretend like she didn't make a HUGE MISTAKE THAT SHE'LL REGRET BY BLOWING YOU OFF FIVE YEARS AGO!!!! *punches wall repeatedly* Just be "chill", man.
Houdini Splicer Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 You've gotta be on at least, what, 12 different watchlists by now, right?
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 You've gotta be on at least, what, 12 different watchlists by now, right? I dunno... I'm a humble guy. I'm sure some HOTTIES are watching me, but I don't pay any attention!
Houdini Splicer Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 I dunno... I'm a humble guy. I'm sure some HOTTIES are watching me, but I don't pay any attention!
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 Hot dogs in a can. I'm used to Sabrett and Nathan's. This new OKC profile is gonna be <3.
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