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I should just break off this toxic relationship since she just likes to ignore, but she's just too hot to call it off with. 😖

Edited by Zenigundam
Posted
1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Do you want banned? Because this kind of creepy gets you banned.

Huh? How's having a girlfriend creepy? Don't tell me this is the newest thing in the news... 😥

Posted
3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Huh? How's having a girlfriend creepy? Don't tell me this is the newest thing in the news... 😥

Because we all know you don't and can not get one.

 

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Just now, Athena 92 said:

Zeni, let me ask you a question and I mean this sincerely...How do you define "girlfriend"? Is any girl that you see and like your "girlfriend" because it sure seems that way.

Why do you have to question the way things are? Let me get another drink, you're a conspiracy theorist. 

Posted
16 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Do you want banned? Because this kind of creepy gets you banned.

Hit him with the air strike Red Leader....

Posted
18 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Why do you have to question the way things are? Let me get another drink, you're a conspiracy theorist. 

It just seems like a lot of your girlfriends are constantly ignoring you and don't even seem to know you exist. 

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Why can't y'all leave Zeni alone.....Zeni isn't hurting anyone here or IRL.  All of these threads are pure make-believe.

Packard gets to pretend smoke doesn't stink.

Philles get to pretend his pillow is a futa wife with a drug problem

Naraku gets to pretend to be impoverished and lacks social skills

Etc, etc.....And they all get to post their make-believe daily without a bit of backlash.

But not Zeni....It's a personal vendetta against Zeni threads when you all know good and damned well he not out doing any of these things......He's always here, I doubt he even has a job to go harass women at.....But BECAUSE he's Zeni, it's nothing but banhammers and locks for him.

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

I should just break off this toxic relationship since she just likes to ignore, but she's just too hot to call it off with. 😖

I hope you get maced and tased in the balls

Posted
1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

Why can't y'all leave Zeni alone.....Zeni isn't hurting anyone here or IRL.  All of these threads are pure make-believe.

Packard gets to pretend smoke doesn't stink.

Philles get to pretend his pillow is a futa wife with a drug problem

Naraku gets to pretend to be impoverished and lacks social skills

Etc, etc.....And they all get to post their make-believe daily without a bit of backlash.

But not Zeni....It's a personal vendetta against Zeni threads when you all know good and damned well he not out doing any of these things......He's always here, I doubt he even has a job to go harass women at.....But BECAUSE he's Zeni, it's nothing but banhammers and locks for him.

 

Shut up, Scoob.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I should just break off this toxic relationship since she just likes to ignore, but she's just too hot to call it off with. 😖

You should give her a thoughtful gift... perhaps some roadkill neatly placed on the hood of her car, with the words "Thinking of you - XOXO" written on the windshield with the dead animal's viscera. Nothing says love quite like that. I guaran-damn-tee you it will leave a lasting impression.

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