Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 seems to be on par for zeni. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 ":shrug:" out of ten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 When did drinking socially and drinking constantly become the same thing? After all, sneaking it into work and not offering any to your co-workers isn't very social. Also, I'm old and tired, but if I read a profile like that for a guy in my age group, I'd disregard him as a hopeless lump of protoplasm who's going to spend all his time on the couch. If it looks that way to me, how are energetic young women going to look at it? Also, the whole "don't you lie to me" thing sounds rather petulant, especially considering how blah the rest of your profile is. I did a rant some years ago called "Hates Games/Loves to Cuddle." I wish I'd saved it; you probably would have found it helpful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 People give fake names for dating sites? You learn something new every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Oh, come on - you have to give the police a little bit of a challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Share Posted January 16, 2017 When did drinking socially and drinking constantly become the same thing? After all, sneaking it into work and not offering any to your co-workers isn't very social. Also, I'm old and tired, but if I read a profile like that for a guy in my age group, I'd disregard him as a hopeless lump of protoplasm who's going to spend all his time on the couch. If it looks that way to me, how are energetic young women going to look at it? Also, the whole "don't you lie to me" thing sounds rather petulant, especially considering how blah the rest of your profile is. I did a rant some years ago called "Hates Games/Loves to Cuddle." I wish I'd saved it; you probably would have found it helpful. *lets out a massive yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just letting 'em know I'm not one to be lied to... *blocks the doorway* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Yes, indeed. A massive yawn is what your profile induced. Of course, being innocuous and boring is probably a good way to get new specimens for your body farm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Share Posted January 16, 2017 New specimens for my body farm? In other words, the world and my hot blonde GFs are ready for baby Zenis. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 what is that diet option for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Share Posted January 16, 2017 what is that diet option for? Vegans and hipsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 New specimens for my body farm? In other words, the world and my hot blonde GFs are ready for baby Zenis. <3 It puts the lotion on its skin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Vegans and hipsters maybe you can find a hipster vegan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Share Posted January 16, 2017 Nah they judge too many things. I need a humble, down to Earth rural girl probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 literally lol'd at don't you lie to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 People give fake names for dating sites? You learn something new every day Some people ruin it for the rest of us upstanding gentlemen. My name is Hugh Johnson, by the way, if you ever want to look me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Zeni, you might have more luck if your profile pic didn't resemble a bad Tony Montana cosplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Some people ruin it for the rest of us upstanding gentlemen. My name is Hugh Johnson, by the way, if you ever want to look me up. I looked you up and was bombarded with cocks....is this normal? y/n? S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 I looked you up and was bombarded with cocks....is this normal? y/n? S: No, I think you're just interneting wrong. You should be getting bombarded with seamen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 No, I think you're just interneting wrong. You should be getting bombarded with seamen..... Oh no! Seamen right in the face! ....I should close my mouth > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 You're a Gemini? Well no wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 By the way Zeni... When you say you're good at "a couple of things," what might you mean? It sounds mysterious..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Only 7 likes? Need to step your game up and be like me, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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