mthor Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 When did drinking socially and drinking constantly become the same thing? After all, sneaking it into work and not offering any to your co-workers isn't very social. Also, I'm old and tired, but if I read a profile like that for a guy in my age group, I'd disregard him as a hopeless lump of protoplasm who's going to spend all his time on the couch. If it looks that way to me, how are energetic young women going to look at it? Also, the whole "don't you lie to me" thing sounds rather petulant, especially considering how blah the rest of your profile is. I did a rant some years ago called "Hates Games/Loves to Cuddle." I wish I'd saved it; you probably would have found it helpful.
1pooh4u Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 People give fake names for dating sites? You learn something new every day
mthor Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 Oh, come on - you have to give the police a little bit of a challenge.
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Posted January 16, 2017 When did drinking socially and drinking constantly become the same thing? After all, sneaking it into work and not offering any to your co-workers isn't very social. Also, I'm old and tired, but if I read a profile like that for a guy in my age group, I'd disregard him as a hopeless lump of protoplasm who's going to spend all his time on the couch. If it looks that way to me, how are energetic young women going to look at it? Also, the whole "don't you lie to me" thing sounds rather petulant, especially considering how blah the rest of your profile is. I did a rant some years ago called "Hates Games/Loves to Cuddle." I wish I'd saved it; you probably would have found it helpful. *lets out a massive yawn*
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Posted January 16, 2017 Just letting 'em know I'm not one to be lied to... *blocks the doorway*
mthor Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 Yes, indeed. A massive yawn is what your profile induced. Of course, being innocuous and boring is probably a good way to get new specimens for your body farm...
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Posted January 16, 2017 New specimens for my body farm? In other words, the world and my hot blonde GFs are ready for baby Zenis. <3
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Posted January 16, 2017 what is that diet option for? Vegans and hipsters
mthor Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 New specimens for my body farm? In other words, the world and my hot blonde GFs are ready for baby Zenis. <3 It puts the lotion on its skin...
quebecelegy Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 Vegans and hipsters maybe you can find a hipster vegan
Zenigundam Posted January 16, 2017 Author Posted January 16, 2017 Nah they judge too many things. I need a humble, down to Earth rural girl probably.
Guest The Hound Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 literally lol'd at don't you lie to me
scoobdog Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 People give fake names for dating sites? You learn something new every day Some people ruin it for the rest of us upstanding gentlemen. My name is Hugh Johnson, by the way, if you ever want to look me up.
Ginguy Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 Zeni, you might have more luck if your profile pic didn't resemble a bad Tony Montana cosplay.
1pooh4u Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 Some people ruin it for the rest of us upstanding gentlemen. My name is Hugh Johnson, by the way, if you ever want to look me up. I looked you up and was bombarded with cocks....is this normal? y/n? S:
scoobdog Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 I looked you up and was bombarded with cocks....is this normal? y/n? S: No, I think you're just interneting wrong. You should be getting bombarded with seamen.....
1pooh4u Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 No, I think you're just interneting wrong. You should be getting bombarded with seamen..... Oh no! Seamen right in the face! ....I should close my mouth >
scoobdog Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 By the way Zeni... When you say you're good at "a couple of things," what might you mean? It sounds mysterious.....
GunStarHero Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Only 7 likes? Need to step your game up and be like me, kiddo.
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