Clu Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 I had KFC and now everything smells and tastes like KFC... Dafuq colonel?
bnmjy Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 (edited) I waited five minutes in the drive thru of KFC the other day, and the guy never took my order. I don't know what the hell was going on, but I angrily left. The guy behind seemed to face the same problem, as I saw him leave shortly after me. Edited March 10, 2018 by bnmjy
NaBarney Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 14 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I waited five minutes in the drive thru of KFC the other day, and the guy never took my order. I don't know what the hell was going on, but I angrily left. The guy behind seemed to face the same problem, as I saw him leave shortly after me. He was glazing the chicken
wacky1980 Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 i wonder if reba's taco tastes like kfc at this point.
tsar4 Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 When I was a kid, before KFC hit the Chicago Burbs, we had Brown's.as a chain. Great chicken & came with a biscuit & a honey pack. Everyone I ever talked to put the honey on the chicken - it was really good that way. They were pretty big in the area, then this happened...http://www.dailyherald.com/news/20180106/timeline-browns-chicken-murders-and-the-aftermath 1
wacky1980 Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 i never heard of browns, and i grew up a couple hours west of chicago. we had a kfc at least as far back as 1978 in galena, and also up in platteville wi. i forgot though. you're old af. kfc didn't even exist until 1952.
tsar4 Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i never heard of browns, and i grew up a couple hours west of chicago. we had a kfc at least as far back as 1978 in galena, and also up in platteville wi. i forgot though. you're old af. kfc didn't even exist until 1952. Heard of "Portillo's"? I think the guy that owned Brown's is the brother to the one that owns that chain.
wacky1980 Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 Just now, tsar4 said: Heard of "Portillo's"? I think the guy that owned Brown's is the brother to the one that owns that chain. yeah, i think everyone north of i-80 has at least heard of portillo's. only thing i ever ate from one was a chicago dog.
tsar4 Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: yeah, i think everyone north of i-80 has at least heard of portillo's. only thing i ever ate from one was a chicago dog. Yeah, everybody talked up Portillo's & my Uncle sent us a gift card for Xmas, so I finally tried it. Not very impressed with the Italian Beef - "Ditka's Italian Beef" is far better.
wacky1980 Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 ditka's kick-ass bloody mary mix was my fav. then he sold the prouct off, or at least, stopped letting someone use his name on their mix. we moved on to spooky after that. sidenote. isn't spooky based in chicago?
Poof Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 KFC is garbage you ate garbage now you are garbage and can only sense garbage. Thats that. 1
Chapinator_X Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 KFC is one of the few fast food places that has a lingering chemical smell that travels everywhere. If the buckets in your car, your car is now a KFC. If you walk inside, you clothes smell like KFC. Whatever is in the Colonel’s recipe concocted this synthetic chicken smell that creates a telltale sign that what you’re eating and submerging your clothes and fabrics in is definitely not edible. It shares that part of your brain that tells you that Tide Pods aren’t edible no matter how colorful they are, or that rotten food will not pass through your system quietly. 2
tsar4 Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 32 minutes ago, imchapp.in said: Whatever is in the Colonel’s recipe concocted this synthetic chicken smell that creates a telltale sign that what you’re eating and submerging your clothes and fabrics in is definitely not edible. It shares that part of your brain that tells you that Tide Pods aren’t edible no matter how colorful they are, or that rotten food will not pass through your system quietly. Purportedly this is a handwritten note from Harlan attached to his will & presented to his second wife:
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