death_by_motorboat Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 her back was broken in two places, and she had one kidney fail and the next week the other kidney failed, and her mom lived about five more minutes, her whole group of siblings and me, watched her die. the funeral was beautiful. 50 tables full of family members, an unbelievable menu, and a open bar.
Bouvre Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, mumbojummie13 said: her back was broken in two places, and she had one kidney fail and the next week the other kidney failed, and her mom lived about five more minutes, her whole group of siblings and me, watched her die. the funeral was beautiful. 50 tables full of family members, an unbelievable menu, and a open bar. You were invited to a funeral after one date?
molarbear Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bouvre said: You were invited to a funeral after one date? I was confused by this also but didn't want to say anything.
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 my funeral will probably have no family members
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Next time, don't go to hospitals on dates. Unless its the kind of date where the girl is in a coma and youve got a free hand and a few minutes to spare. GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT.
death_by_motorboat Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, Bouvre said: You were invited to a funeral after one date? no. it was the first formal thing at all, with family on top i met too many people to even maintain my own perspective, and my wife was puking in a bathroom. she drank at least 8 sour apple martinis and went to the bathroom for about two minutes while i was talking to a new cousin or one of her uncles, someone i had never met before. just then a woman screams from the bathroom, and a huge flock of women run over, two more minutes everything was normal again but i knew it was bad. saw someone leave, or realized the ride was on me, (they rented the car, i had to drive.. her and me.. followed the others) so i made up an excuse to face a ride home with her so drunk, because if she decided to fight with me, while she was emotional about her mom, it could have meant shed take off to some city and i wouldnt see her ever again, so i had to be prepared in case she was picking a fight. i couldnt explain why it hurts when shes like that, you just kinda have to know, so i faced that ride as early as i could. Edited March 4, 2018 by mumbojummie13
death_by_motorboat Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 the visit to the nursing home, the day she died was weird.
André Toulon Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 21 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: no. it was the first formal thing at all, with family on top i met too many people to even maintain my own perspective, and my wife was puking in a bathroom. she drank at least 8 sour apple martinis and went to the bathroom for about two minutes while i was talking to a new cousin or one of her uncles, someone i had never met before. just then a woman screams from the bathroom, and a huge flock of women run over, two more minutes everything was normal again but i knew it was bad. saw someone leave, or realized the ride was on me, (they rented the car, i had to drive.. her and me.. followed the others) so i made up an excuse to face a ride home with her so drunk, because if she decided to fight with me, while she was emotional about her mom, it could have meant shed take off to some city and i wouldnt see her ever again, so i had to be prepared in case she was picking a fight. i couldnt explain why it hurts when shes like that, you just kinda have to know, so i faced that ride as early as i could. I feel like the sentence structure is making this far more confusing than it should be.....So, you married this girl?
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Well when her mom dies on the first date... you kind of have to in order to cheer her up, right? 1
death_by_motorboat Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 yes we are married legally, we lived together from 2004-2009 and spent every single day together she sort of lost her mind, and had serious delusions and alcoholism upwards of 4-8 40oz malt liquors a day. she left me, on her own choice, and thats what i really needed to know to get over her. she was committed in nevada, a cop told me about it
death_by_motorboat Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Well when her mom dies on the first date... you kind of have to in order to cheer her up, right? no i was joking. it wasnt literally the first date man. but it was the first family thing is what i meant
death_by_motorboat Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 it was the first time anyone noticed us together, like an occasion or "date"
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