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Side, back, stomach?

What's your position? (Bring in sex jokes)

I sleep with no so, feet outside the blanket with a pillow between my legs and one arm under the pillow. Typically I don't wear clothing because I'd rather be cold than hot. Also I like that my GF gets accidental boners while I dream and then sex time.

Anyways I'm gonna take a shit and stay naked.

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13 minutes ago, Clu said:

Side, back, stomach?

What's your position? (Bring in sex jokes)

I sleep with no so, feet outside the blanket with a pillow between my legs and one arm under the pillow. Typically I don't wear clothing because I'd rather be cold than hot. Also I like that my GF gets accidental boners while I dream and then sex time.

Anyways I'm gonna take a shit and stay naked.

Stomach with one leg curled up.  I then proceed to build a pillow taco out of my pillows by folding them and smashing them around until they're a mound of comfort and have a 4th pillow on one side that I sometimes hike my leg around. 

I can't sleep with any limbs hanging off my bed because even as a grown ass man I fear monsters will feast on said exposed limbs

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2 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Stomach with one leg curled up.  I then proceed to build a pillow taco out of my pillows by folding them and smashing them around until they're a mound of comfort and have a 4th pillow on one side that I sometimes hike my leg around. 

I can't sleep with any limbs hanging off my bed because even as a grown ass man I fear monsters will feast on said exposed limbs

Speaking to me.

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Just now, molarbear said:

Stomach with one leg curled up.  I then proceed to build a pillow taco out of my pillows by folding them and smashing them around until they're a mound of comfort and have a 4th pillow on one side that I sometimes hike my leg around. 

I can't sleep with any limbs hanging off my bed because even as a grown ass man I fear monsters will feast on said exposed limbs

I do a curled up leg kinda thing too. I call it "the figure four leg lock" because my legs take up the shape of a figure four, and that's what I imagine the wrestling move to be.

I can't do hanging limbs either, because they go numb after a while.

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Why do you think the spoon position isnt figured out? I out one arm under her pillow and grab her tit with the other, why is this a science and not just a "just do it" thing.

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7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I do a curled up leg kinda thing too. I call it "the figure four leg lock" because my legs take up the shape of a figure four, and that's what I imagine the wrestling move to be.

I can't do hanging limbs either, because they go numb after a while.

by curled up I mean one leg is straight and the other is pulled up like mid run where it's from my body it goes straight out then from the knee goes straight down kinda like a 90 degree angle

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On my stomach with my feet hanging off the end of the bed and out of the covers.  No choice.  Beds aren't made for people my height.  And if I sleep on my back I choke.  Sleeping on my side?  I randomly bite the ever-loving shit out of my tongue.

Face down, too.  I have to be up against a wall to prop the pillow up against it so I have an air hole.

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6 hours ago, Clu said:

Side, back, stomach?

What's your position? (Bring in sex jokes)

I sleep with no so, feet outside the blanket with a pillow between my legs and one arm under the pillow. Typically I don't wear clothing because I'd rather be cold than hot. Also I like that my GF gets accidental boners while I dream and then sex time.

Anyways I'm gonna take a shit and stay naked.

 

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