Codename: Jackass Posted February 13, 2018 Author Posted February 13, 2018 I really really should have devoted my life to an Olympic sport.
TrigunBebop Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, empty said: I really really should have devoted my life to an Olympic sport. Why not make boning an Olympic sport?
Naraku4656 Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 why not make popping balloons an olympic sport
TrigunBebop Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: why not make popping balloons an olympic sport I'd prefer balloon cuddling to be an olympic sport. Edited February 13, 2018 by TrigunBebop
StarPanda Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 A lot I remember for the rio Olympics they gave out free condoms to the athletes
bnmjy Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 I mean, obviously. You have the most fit, young people from all over the world in one place. There's gonna be lots of fucking, raunchy fucking. 1
wacky1980 Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 maybe it's an illuminati thing, to interbreed the best, fittest, most athletic individuals from around the world. and build an army with the offspring.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 13, 2018 Author Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, StarPanda said: A lot I remember for the rio Olympics they gave out free condoms to the athletes They gave out thousands of free condoms at Pyeongchang as well.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 13, 2018 Author Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: I mean, obviously. You have the most fit, young people from all over the world in one place. There's gonna be lots of fucking, raunchy fucking. We need Sponges to write a story about that. Maybe work some dinosaurs in later.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 13, 2018 Author Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, wacky1980 said: maybe it's an illuminati thing, to interbreed the best, fittest, most athletic individuals from around the world. and build an army with the offspring. lol
AstroCreep Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 Lots of village-type of activities, I would think. Of the Olympic variety, of course.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 13, 2018 Author Posted February 13, 2018 54 minutes ago, AstroCreep said: Lots of village-type of activities, I would think. Of the Olympic variety, of course. I think people that live in villages do a lot of boning. It stands to reason that Olympic Villagers do Olympic boning.
NaBarney Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 Most people would rather watch them fuck each other than do the olympics 1
katt_goddess Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 Gift baskets of condoms in every room. Not really lying either.
AstroCreep Posted February 14, 2018 Posted February 14, 2018 18 hours ago, empty said: I think people that live in villages do a lot of boning. It stands to reason that Olympic Villagers do Olympic boning. Man, that would be amazing, Olympic-size boning.
AstroCreep Posted February 14, 2018 Posted February 14, 2018 5 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Gift baskets of condoms in every room. Not really lying either. Oooooo, they could be ribbed with little Olympic ring logos!
Naraku4656 Posted February 14, 2018 Posted February 14, 2018 maybe that should be an olympic event. boning while curling, boning while snowboarding
Chapinator_X Posted February 14, 2018 Posted February 14, 2018 My main question is how many new venereal diseases were created via the Olympic Village?
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