Its DOT random drug test day!

[Vamped]

We've lost 2 drivers already and its not even noon 

[Misaka]

Just now, Vamped said:

We've lost 2 drivers already and its not even noon 

Those are very amusing when they do that without warning

Art Van did the day I was hired in and they lost 20% of their force because of it

[Vamped]

This one guy just straight up said fuck it and quit. 

The second guy's pee was mysteriously too cold to be fresh from the penor. 

[Clu]

If it was random how did he have cold pee ready to go?

[Vamped]

They dont do the testing onsite. The drivers are notified in person and they have 2 hours to get to the testing site and pee in the cup. 

We used to just have them pee on site but not anymore. 

[bnmjy]

cant avoid that skunk junk

[fuggnificent]

39 minutes ago, Vamped said:

They dont do the testing onsite. The drivers are notified in person and they have 2 hours to get to the testing site and pee in the cup. 

We used to just have them pee on site but not anymore. 

2 hours?

how am i gonna collect clean pee from my kid and get there to fake the test that quick

[nameraka]

i used to work for the dot (just in the summers while in college) and i don't remember ever being tested.

but then it is nc. if you tested, who'd be left?

[wacky1980]

2 hours ago, Vamped said:

We've lost 2 drivers already and its not even noon 

...you work for the department of transportation? or DOT foods?

[StarPanda]

Ouch 

[Vamped]

4 hours ago, wacky1980 said:

...you work for the department of transportation? or DOT foods?

I work for FedEx. Delivery and longhaul drivers are subject to random testing

[Vamped]

5 hours ago, fuggnificent said:

2 hours?

how am i gonna collect clean pee from my kid and get there to fake the test that quick

Well somebody tried it and now they're fired 

[SwimModSponges]

My job doesnt test unless i run somebody over with a forklift, and with the seizures im not allowed to drive one of those again until april.

Also, imma claim the reefer as medication for the seizures if anything ever happens.

They got a problem, ill take that shit to court.

[Poof]

I can’t drive unless I’m fucked up

[SwimOdin]

It’s almost as if we shouldn’t care if someone gets high as long as they aren’t high while performing their job?

[SwimModSponges]

What's wrong with being high while performing your job?

[NaBarney]

Hmm the way to beat a pee test is to flush your body with an almost toxic amount of water and green tea to piss out everything they're looking for beforehand, but that doesn't seem like it would work in a two hour window. Lol at the guy using a buddy's cold piss

[Poof]

45 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Hmm the way to beat a pee test is to flush your body with an almost toxic amount of water and green tea to piss out everything they're looking for beforehand, but that doesn't seem like it would work in a two hour window. Lol at the guy using a buddy's cold piss

The more times you pee before the test the better, so every hour counts.

[fuggnificent]

55 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Hmm the way to beat a pee test is to flush your body with an almost toxic amount of water and green tea to piss out everything they're looking for beforehand, but that doesn't seem like it would work in a two hour window. Lol at the guy using a buddy's cold piss

my coworker had to retake her test because she drank so much water they said her pee was too diluted

[NaBarney]

15 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

my coworker had to retake her test because she drank so much water they said her pee was too diluted

That's why you don't drink just water

[SwimModSponges]

You have to drink clean urine.