Vamped Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 We've lost 2 drivers already and its not even noon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: We've lost 2 drivers already and its not even noon Those are very amusing when they do that without warning Art Van did the day I was hired in and they lost 20% of their force because of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 2, 2018 Author Share Posted February 2, 2018 This one guy just straight up said fuck it and quit. The second guy's pee was mysteriously too cold to be fresh from the penor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 If it was random how did he have cold pee ready to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 2, 2018 Author Share Posted February 2, 2018 They dont do the testing onsite. The drivers are notified in person and they have 2 hours to get to the testing site and pee in the cup. We used to just have them pee on site but not anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 cant avoid that skunk junk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 39 minutes ago, Vamped said: They dont do the testing onsite. The drivers are notified in person and they have 2 hours to get to the testing site and pee in the cup. We used to just have them pee on site but not anymore. 2 hours? how am i gonna collect clean pee from my kid and get there to fake the test that quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 i used to work for the dot (just in the summers while in college) and i don't remember ever being tested. but then it is nc. if you tested, who'd be left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Vamped said: We've lost 2 drivers already and its not even noon ...you work for the department of transportation? or DOT foods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 3, 2018 Author Share Posted February 3, 2018 4 hours ago, wacky1980 said: ...you work for the department of transportation? or DOT foods? I work for FedEx. Delivery and longhaul drivers are subject to random testing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 3, 2018 Author Share Posted February 3, 2018 5 hours ago, fuggnificent said: 2 hours? how am i gonna collect clean pee from my kid and get there to fake the test that quick Well somebody tried it and now they're fired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 My job doesnt test unless i run somebody over with a forklift, and with the seizures im not allowed to drive one of those again until april. Also, imma claim the reefer as medication for the seizures if anything ever happens. They got a problem, ill take that shit to court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I can’t drive unless I’m fucked up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 It’s almost as if we shouldn’t care if someone gets high as long as they aren’t high while performing their job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 What's wrong with being high while performing your job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Hmm the way to beat a pee test is to flush your body with an almost toxic amount of water and green tea to piss out everything they're looking for beforehand, but that doesn't seem like it would work in a two hour window. Lol at the guy using a buddy's cold piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 45 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Hmm the way to beat a pee test is to flush your body with an almost toxic amount of water and green tea to piss out everything they're looking for beforehand, but that doesn't seem like it would work in a two hour window. Lol at the guy using a buddy's cold piss The more times you pee before the test the better, so every hour counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 55 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Hmm the way to beat a pee test is to flush your body with an almost toxic amount of water and green tea to piss out everything they're looking for beforehand, but that doesn't seem like it would work in a two hour window. Lol at the guy using a buddy's cold piss my coworker had to retake her test because she drank so much water they said her pee was too diluted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: my coworker had to retake her test because she drank so much water they said her pee was too diluted That's why you don't drink just water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 You have to drink clean urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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