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Posted
Just now, stilgar said:

So, that dildo you thought could fit in your asshole was bigger than you thought.

You talk way too much about penises... I'm starting to believe that girls are not your preference! 

Posted
16 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

You talk way too much about penises... I'm starting to believe that girls are not your preference! 

A dildo isn't a penis zeni.

Posted
Just now, Zenigundam said:

I'm a former solider, a deadly marine

no you not one any marine wont call them self solider

they kinda  get pissed off about that

 

Posted
26 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

when he was a marine i was on the bathing suit cover of sports illustrated 

Yeah I know, he never was one obviously, so of course, he can't give a correct answer. I wrote that one for the lulz

Posted
19 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I don't know what's going on but I have the shakes and my mind is racing and I'm feeling a little down even though everything's swell. Wtf... 

It's your body, telling you that you're not an alpha. Never have been, never will be.

Oh, and you'll never score with anything other than your hand or a stuffed animal.

RIP Tiger.

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Posted
19 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I don't know what's going on but I have the shakes and my mind is racing and I'm feeling a little down even though everything's swell. Wtf... 

From the stuff you post to your ever expanding gut, everything about you is pretty shakey, zeni.

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