Bouvre Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 My advice: Don't put your hands in any empty area where one has farted. Fart-laden surfaces like couches are fine.
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Do not date outside your species. We don't need any manbearsquirrelpigs runnin' around. 2
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 20 minutes ago, Bouvre said: for squirrelbears? Do not shave. Ever. 1
Bouvre Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 19 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Do not date outside your species. We don't need any manbearsquirrelpigs runnin' around. Racist.
Bouvre Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Scrapple The Rogue: Lvl 1 said: Do not shave. Ever. No Shave Nohowvember
Bouvre Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 Just now, AstroCreep said: Don't go for anal until the sixth date. Is that squirrelbear law or human law or is it universal?
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Bouvre said: Racist. You must not be aware of the destruction that manbearpig has caused.. 1
Bouvre Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: You must not be aware of the destruction that manbearpig has caused.. The fact that he didnt destroy more ass is the only crime here. :l
AstroCreep Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Is that squirrelbear law or human law or is it universal? I don't know what squirrelbear is, it's just a basic rule. It's what a gentleman does! 1 1
Bouvre Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 Just now, AstroCreep said: I don't know what squirrelbear is, it's just a basic rule. It's what a gentleman does! Squirrelbears told me gender is dumb and so human.
mochi Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 if you love someone, NEVER LET THEM GO! you will never see them again
Bouvre Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 39 minutes ago, mochi said: if you love someone, NEVER LET THEM GO! you will never see them again Squirrelbears have sight extending beyond that one particular copse of trees your parents always warned you about. Even though they know they will see the one they love for a good 100 yards, they are not aware of the Thing They Should Aware More Of. Sound advice!
Bouvre Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 , 19 minutes ago, Neko said: Wash your lemurs. This! Fucking this!
Codename: Jackass Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Make sure you only dress yourself if your partner is going to do the same.
molarbear Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Just hope you have a brother Squirrel so you can start a criminal investigations group called "The Rescue Squirrelbears Rangers" together.
nameraka Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 don't do that thing with your mouth it's oddly terrifying
Lasty Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 It'll never be the one who makes you excited and gives you butterflies or whatever. It'll be the one who makes you feel calm and relaxed like you can just have a beer and chill out.
SwimModSponges Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 If your lady asks you to do something, fucking do it.
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