That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) I was a walrus...a fat ass walrus Edited January 7, 2018 by That_One_Guy
Zenigundam Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 I was the wolf warrior leader of my prestigious pack until some in the pack plotted against me and left me for dead, but I lived, and I became a lone wolf in the mountain for years... training... getting stronger... until the day I returned and exacted my revenge in Steven Seagal style.
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 37 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I was the wolf warrior leader of my prestigious pack until some in the pack plotted against me and left me for dead, but I lived, and I became a lone wolf in the mountain for years... training... getting stronger... until the day I returned and exacted my revenge in Steven Seagal style. Steven seagull? Dayum!
Vamped Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 I enjoy napping and am very indifferent to giving and receiving affection... probably a house cat A cute asshole house cat
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 38 minutes ago, Vamped said: I enjoy napping and am very indifferent to giving and receiving affection... probably a house cat A cute asshole house cat I could totally see that. You're the cat that would have maimed my pinkie if I tried to pet you.
NaBarney Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 You can become a walrus again, you know, if you feel that you are truly a walrus at heart
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 20 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You can become a walrus again, you know, if you feel that you are truly a walrus at heart We are walrus
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: A hawk. Badass
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) I didn't live long..got shot for my love of chicken breasts. Edited January 7, 2018 by PhilosipherStoned
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 15 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I didn't live long..got shot for my love of chicken breasts. Like every good man you do anything for some breasts 1
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 7 hours ago, AstroCreep said: I was a platypus. With a bad attitude. Why the bad attitude?
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 From a probability standpoint, either some kind of insect or invertebrate... OR NOTHING because the soul is a myth and reincarnation a pipedream
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, SlappyKincaid said: From a probability standpoint, either some kind of insect or invertebrate... OR NOTHING because the soul is a myth and reincarnation a pipedream We know that Slappy. Just go with it lol
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Lichen. ?
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: We know that Slappy. Just go with it lol Imagine being reincarnated as an ant, millions of times, in the same colony, for years. Would that age your soul?
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: Imagine being reincarnated as an ant, millions of times, in the same colony, for years. Would that age your soul? Yeah dude of course. I'd want to be a bull ant. Because it sounds cool.
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Fungi?
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Lichen facts: Some lichen are only one-cell thick in places. And eat stone. Lichen have rocks for dinner. 1
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) I think lichen are technically a plant, but I don't recall. Reindeer eat them though. http://www.countrysideinfo.co.uk/fungi/lichens.htm Nope, I was half-wrong, they're symbiotic fungi and algae, living together Edited January 7, 2018 by SlappyKincaid
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: I think lichen are technically a plant, but I don't recall. Reindeer eat them though. http://www.countrysideinfo.co.uk/fungi/lichens.htm Nope, I was half-wrong, they're symbiotic fungi and algae, living together Dude you're like a scientist
SwimModSponges Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 Oh man, I watched this amazing video on fungi the other day, blew my godddamn mind. I'd share some of the facts, but I wouldn't do it justice so I'll just post the video. 1
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Gogo Yubari said: Shark.....Mean and goes off no sleep Lol you're not mean. Dolphin.
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 Giant fungi still exist in some parts of the world, huge massive colonies underground. Some mushrooms are like the "flower" of a fungus
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 18 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: Shark.....Mean and goes off no sleep Sharks sleep, they just sleep weird and most don't stop swimming.
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: Sharks sleep, they just sleep weird and most don't stop swimming. What do you know about walruses?
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: Cute as hell
nameraka Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Cute as hell he's breathing fire. he's scary.
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, nameraka said: he's breathing fire. he's scary. Nah he's cute as shit
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 37 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: What do you know about walruses? They have a penis bone called a bacculum, and ancient arctic indigenous people sometimes used them as hunting clubs because they're huge
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, SlappyKincaid said: They have a penis bone called a bacculum, and ancient arctic indigenous people sometimes used them as hunting clubs because they're huge Thats.........cool....brings a whole new meaning to dicking somebody down
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: A human O_O But you're that now.
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Thats.........cool....brings a whole new meaning to dicking somebody down
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, SlappyKincaid said: Why the hell does a walrus need a peen like that?
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Why the hell does a walrus need a peen like that? Because they're huge animals? Some animals have dick bones, and others don't, the reasons for that I don't know. Some whales have them, I think, but others don't. Evolution is silly.
SwimModSponges Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 A lot of monkeys have dick bones, I'm pretty sure. If I recall correctly, humans are actually a rarity among primates, what with our lack of dick bones and all.
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: A lot of monkeys have dick bones, I'm pretty sure. If I recall correctly, humans are actually a rarity among primates, what with our lack of dick bones and all. Humans have the largest weiner relative to body size in either all apes or all primates, I can't remember without looking it up. (I think it's apes) And gorillas have the smallest. #dickfacts Edited January 7, 2018 by SlappyKincaid
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Posted January 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: Because they're huge animals? Some animals have dick bones, and others don't, the reasons for that I don't know. Some whales have them, I think, but others don't. Evolution is silly. I wish I had a dick bone
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-humans-have-no-penis-bone/
TrigunBebop Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 33 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: But you're that now. You sure about that? >.> <.<
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