That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) I was a walrus...a fat ass walrus Edited January 7, 2018 by That_One_Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I was the wolf warrior leader of my prestigious pack until some in the pack plotted against me and left me for dead, but I lived, and I became a lone wolf in the mountain for years... training... getting stronger... until the day I returned and exacted my revenge in Steven Seagal style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 37 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I was the wolf warrior leader of my prestigious pack until some in the pack plotted against me and left me for dead, but I lived, and I became a lone wolf in the mountain for years... training... getting stronger... until the day I returned and exacted my revenge in Steven Seagal style. Steven seagull? Dayum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I enjoy napping and am very indifferent to giving and receiving affection... probably a house cat A cute asshole house cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 38 minutes ago, Vamped said: I enjoy napping and am very indifferent to giving and receiving affection... probably a house cat A cute asshole house cat I could totally see that. You're the cat that would have maimed my pinkie if I tried to pet you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 You can become a walrus again, you know, if you feel that you are truly a walrus at heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 A hawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 20 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You can become a walrus again, you know, if you feel that you are truly a walrus at heart We are walrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: A hawk. Badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) I didn't live long..got shot for my love of chicken breasts. Edited January 7, 2018 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 15 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I didn't live long..got shot for my love of chicken breasts. Like every good man you do anything for some breasts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I was a platypus. With a bad attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Centaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 sloth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 7 hours ago, AstroCreep said: I was a platypus. With a bad attitude. Why the bad attitude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 From a probability standpoint, either some kind of insect or invertebrate... OR NOTHING because the soul is a myth and reincarnation a pipedream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, SlappyKincaid said: From a probability standpoint, either some kind of insect or invertebrate... OR NOTHING because the soul is a myth and reincarnation a pipedream We know that Slappy. Just go with it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Lichen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Lichen. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: We know that Slappy. Just go with it lol Imagine being reincarnated as an ant, millions of times, in the same colony, for years. Would that age your soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: Imagine being reincarnated as an ant, millions of times, in the same colony, for years. Would that age your soul? Yeah dude of course. I'd want to be a bull ant. Because it sounds cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Fungi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Lichen facts: Some lichen are only one-cell thick in places. And eat stone. Lichen have rocks for dinner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) I think lichen are technically a plant, but I don't recall. Reindeer eat them though. http://www.countrysideinfo.co.uk/fungi/lichens.htm Nope, I was half-wrong, they're symbiotic fungi and algae, living together Edited January 7, 2018 by SlappyKincaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: I think lichen are technically a plant, but I don't recall. Reindeer eat them though. http://www.countrysideinfo.co.uk/fungi/lichens.htm Nope, I was half-wrong, they're symbiotic fungi and algae, living together Dude you're like a scientist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Oh man, I watched this amazing video on fungi the other day, blew my godddamn mind. I'd share some of the facts, but I wouldn't do it justice so I'll just post the video. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Shark.....Mean and goes off no sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Gogo Yubari said: Shark.....Mean and goes off no sleep Lol you're not mean. Dolphin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Giant fungi still exist in some parts of the world, huge massive colonies underground. Some mushrooms are like the "flower" of a fungus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 That's actually very interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 18 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: Shark.....Mean and goes off no sleep Sharks sleep, they just sleep weird and most don't stop swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: Sharks sleep, they just sleep weird and most don't stop swimming. What do you know about walruses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: Cute as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Cute as hell he's breathing fire. he's scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, nameraka said: he's breathing fire. he's scary. Nah he's cute as shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 37 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: What do you know about walruses? They have a penis bone called a bacculum, and ancient arctic indigenous people sometimes used them as hunting clubs because they're huge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, SlappyKincaid said: They have a penis bone called a bacculum, and ancient arctic indigenous people sometimes used them as hunting clubs because they're huge Thats.........cool....brings a whole new meaning to dicking somebody down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 A human O_O 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: A human O_O But you're that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Thats.........cool....brings a whole new meaning to dicking somebody down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, SlappyKincaid said: Why the hell does a walrus need a peen like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Why the hell does a walrus need a peen like that? Because they're huge animals? Some animals have dick bones, and others don't, the reasons for that I don't know. Some whales have them, I think, but others don't. Evolution is silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 A lot of monkeys have dick bones, I'm pretty sure. If I recall correctly, humans are actually a rarity among primates, what with our lack of dick bones and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: A lot of monkeys have dick bones, I'm pretty sure. If I recall correctly, humans are actually a rarity among primates, what with our lack of dick bones and all. Humans have the largest weiner relative to body size in either all apes or all primates, I can't remember without looking it up. (I think it's apes) And gorillas have the smallest. #dickfacts Edited January 7, 2018 by SlappyKincaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: Because they're huge animals? Some animals have dick bones, and others don't, the reasons for that I don't know. Some whales have them, I think, but others don't. Evolution is silly. I wish I had a dick bone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-humans-have-no-penis-bone/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 I'll head the fuck outta that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 33 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: But you're that now. You sure about that? >.> <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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