SwimModSponges Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 They are the exact same goddamn thing, and you will never be able to convince me otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 It's something to do with the type of sugar you get from digesting it, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 Bullshit. A grain is the wrapping around the reproductive methodology of a plant lifeform. So is a goddamn tomato. And a tomato is technically fruit but i dont think gourds are. And what about a potato? Cut one of those motherfuckers up and youll grow a tater from each bit, make some bread, you tell me a potato isnt a goddamn grain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 I think we should get rid of the terms fruits and vegetable and replace with with yum yum plants because some of this shit is too fucking confusing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Potatoes are a starch too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 Potatoes are everything. Yams even more so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: They are the exact same goddamn thing, and you will never be able to convince me otherwise. wheat is not a vegetable. oats are not vegetables. rye and barley are not vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 You're not a vegetable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 the best vegetable is cucumber. we will have to wait until one comes by and ask him if he thinks i qualify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 i just found out cucumber isnt a vegetable. should i change my favorite to carrots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 I think carrots are in the same boat as potatoes. they're shipping vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Because vegetable, in culinary terms, is a made-up category. It has no defining characteristics, no meaningful properties. It's entirely arbitrary. Therefore, if the powers that be declare grains not to be vegetables, then grains aren't vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 47 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: You're not a vegetable. This is 2017. People can identify as a vegetable if they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: They are the exact same goddamn thing, and you will never be able to convince me otherwise. I was really hoping this was going to be an offensive joke about brain dead patients -1 Edited December 27, 2017 by Drunkenwarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 While vegetables have a more lax definition grains are the seeds of grasses strictly. Basically when you eat fruit your eating plant pune.. (ripened ovaries) a vegetable can be any digestable part of a plant that''s not a seed, or plant pune. tomatos are plant punes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 27 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: I was really hoping this was going to be an offensive joke about brain dead patients -1 It felt too obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: It felt too obvious. You're supposed to be the funny one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) All edible plants are vegetables. Fruits are vegetable ovaries. Tomatoes are fruit, but legally they’re not because, in America, the the law tells you what is and isn’t an ovary, not science. Oh and grains are grass vegetables. Edited December 28, 2017 by Poof Slenderman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 nicely put on that..I guess. I mean I just said all edible parts of a plant fit the term vegetable because that's really what makes it confusing to people. Also plants are living organisms as well and vegans that say eating meat is immoral because plants don't feel pain or whatever bullshit they say there is kind of retarded. If you don't plant every seed from a fruit or vegetable you are technically killing a baby regardless of how smart or self aware it might be.. human placentas arent very small or self aware either now that I think about it and I don't see vegans ever saying those are ok to eat.. I knew today was gonna be a good day with all the 7's poppin' up everywhere. I've got the start to a solid arguement to finally shut up some vegan SJWs.. STOP TRYING TO TELL ME YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME FUCKTARDS SCIENCE WILL EVENTUALLY WIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 49 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: nicely put on that..I guess. I mean I just said all edible parts of a plant fit the term vegetable because that's really what makes it confusing to people. Also plants are living organisms as well and vegans that say eating meat is immoral because plants don't feel pain or whatever bullshit they say there is kind of retarded. If you don't plant every seed from a fruit or vegetable you are technically killing a baby regardless of how smart or self aware it might be.. human placentas arent very small or self aware either now that I think about it and I don't see vegans ever saying those are ok to eat.. I knew today was gonna be a good day with all the 7's poppin' up everywhere. I've got the start to a solid arguement to finally shut up some vegan SJWs.. STOP TRYING TO TELL ME YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME FUCKTARDS SCIENCE WILL EVENTUALLY WIN. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 arent very smart not small* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: arent very smart not small* Either version of that sentence works kinda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 lol I guess. this arguement is still not strong enough to counteract vegan power yet though. what about the damage to the environment meat packing plants cause huh? Since they cause a whole lot of contamination cuz they do.. idk I'm not a vegan I've looked into it.. I just have a hard time believing this one dude that probably got paid to argue the vegan side of the subject even believes half his shit. I don't believe for a minute that he can prove every bit of food he eats on a daily basis comes from some magical vegan factory or farm for that matter that doesn't spew out waste or contaminates in some way.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: lol I guess. this arguement is still not strong enough to counteract vegan power yet though. what about the damage to the environment meat packing plants cause huh? Since they cause a whole lot of contamination cuz they do.. idk I'm not a vegan I've looked into it.. I just have a hard time believing this one dude that probably got paid to argue the vegan side of the subject even believes half his shit. I don't believe for a minute that he can prove every bit of food he eats on a daily basis comes from some magical vegan factory or farm for that matter that doesn't spew out waste or contaminates in some way.. I’m not vegan but calorie to calorie it does take more water & energy to produce meat than vegetables. Except clams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 I had a sad thought the other day while looking at a boquet of flowers i got for my girlfried: those severed plant genitalia are full of reproductive cells, but they will never be able to pass their genetic material to the next generation because the plants are already dead they just dont know it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 because my mom said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death_is_coming Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 You're telling me rice isn't a vegetable??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death_is_coming Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I know that pizza is a vegetable though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 33 minutes ago, Death_is_coming said: I know that pizza is a vegetable though. Life would be soooooo much better if this were true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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