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if hes hungry he'll thrash around like crazy until she feeds him

she have full on convos with him and pause a few seconds so he can "respond".

"oh..they turn your light back on?...you told them not to?....and they didnt listen? wow! dont they know its time for you to sleep?"

 

and no his bed time is 9...not 5pm when the sun goes down. :/

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2 minutes ago, Phillies said:

go find them some slugs

madison got upset the last time we tried to feed him a slug. a huge slug was in the bathroom. sometimes when she takes a bath she ll leave the water in therr and take her time pulling the drain. so she has water in there and is trying to get this huge slug with a pencil. the slug drops into her bath water. she then asks me to drain the watee. i was like..fuck no..im not putting my hand in the slug water...then madison got upset and cried herself to sleep...kids.

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22 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

madison got upset the last time we tried to feed him a slug. a huge slug was in the bathroom. sometimes when she takes a bath she ll leave the water in therr and take her time pulling the drain. so she has water in there and is trying to get this huge slug with a pencil. the slug drops into her bath water. she then asks me to drain the watee. i was like..fuck no..im not putting my hand in the slug water...then madison got upset and cried herself to sleep...kids.

whut?? just go outside and find some. 

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Just now, fuggnificent said:

maybe? i just see the slugs. usually just one. or i dont see them at all. one crawled all over my bra i forgot and left on the floor once. could see little slime trails all over it.

You need to go to home depot and get some cheap play wood siding and you need to nail it to the part of the house that has holes in it. 

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Just now, fuggnificent said:

nah but mom hired a friend of a friend to redo the bathroom and they kinda fucked up. but wed get slugs before then, too. there was a huge hole in the wall back then, tho

allright fuggz i don't want you putting anymore of this story out there. 

no more talk of the bed bugs either. 

you got those under control right? :|

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6 hours ago, fuggnificent said:

if hes hungry he'll thrash around like crazy until she feeds him

she have full on convos with him and pause a few seconds so he can "respond".

"oh..they turn your light back on?...you told them not to?....and they didnt listen? wow! dont they know its time for you to sleep?"

 

and no his bed time is 9...not 5pm when the sun goes down. :/

Im guessing that's the only intelligent conversation she has all day...

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