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its supposed to be "for the elderly" ... my mom joked with her pastor that she is technically elderly and they put her on the list to receive it

 

its fucking huge.. we havent had turkey for thanksgiving in over ten years. i dont think we are cooking it though. it cant fit in our oven and we cant fit it in our freezer so its sitting in the fridge. biggest bird ive ever seen. but ...thanks? um. i guess lol 

 

i should hang out by the turkeys in the grocery store until they all run out the day before thanksgiving and then when someone looks defeated and turkeyless... invite them to the parking lot and sell the sucker to them

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2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

maybe you should, idk donate it or give it back to them

my mom is giving it to my cousin james who has huge holiday parties we never go to.. he has to drive across town and come get it, though. 

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Just now, Vamped said:

give it to a foodbank

theres a food bank less than a mile from here. i dont know how to donate to them, though. just knock on the door? do they take food from just anybody?

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My employer used to hand out fifteen pound turkeys to all workers.  I'd lug mine all the way to Philly so my older brother could cook it and serve it up to a house full of guests.  I didn't have a freezer or an oven at that time.

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52 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

 

 

i should hang out by the turkeys in the grocery store until they all run out the day before thanksgiving and then when someone looks defeated and turkeyless... invite them to the parking lot and sell the sucker to them

 You want to sell a donation given to you in charity from your church?

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Seriously.

What

The

Fuck

Is

Wrong

With

You

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You could.....I don't know.....be a decent human being and give it to a food bank.......cook it and give it to your coworkers......eat it.....I don't know....anything else other than what you were thinking. Literally anything. It just might offset some of the shitty human being that you are. Maybe.....just maybe.

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