fuggnificent Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 its supposed to be "for the elderly" ... my mom joked with her pastor that she is technically elderly and they put her on the list to receive it its fucking huge.. we havent had turkey for thanksgiving in over ten years. i dont think we are cooking it though. it cant fit in our oven and we cant fit it in our freezer so its sitting in the fridge. biggest bird ive ever seen. but ...thanks? um. i guess lol i should hang out by the turkeys in the grocery store until they all run out the day before thanksgiving and then when someone looks defeated and turkeyless... invite them to the parking lot and sell the sucker to them
Naraku4656 Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 maybe you should, idk donate it or give it back to them
bnmjy Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 That shit's gonna thaw and then you're gonna have to either cook it or toss it out.
fuggnificent Posted November 22, 2017 Author Posted November 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: maybe you should, idk donate it or give it back to them my mom is giving it to my cousin james who has huge holiday parties we never go to.. he has to drive across town and come get it, though.
fuggnificent Posted November 22, 2017 Author Posted November 22, 2017 Just now, Vamped said: give it to a foodbank theres a food bank less than a mile from here. i dont know how to donate to them, though. just knock on the door? do they take food from just anybody?
Vamped Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 Yeah they do. You just take it in and give it to them
Mewn Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 Can always cut it up and just cook it in pieces.
fuggnificent Posted November 22, 2017 Author Posted November 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Mewn said: Can always cut it up and just cook it in pieces. i just got $300 worth of groceries last week.. .our freezer is at full capacity right now
1938 Packard Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 My employer used to hand out fifteen pound turkeys to all workers. I'd lug mine all the way to Philly so my older brother could cook it and serve it up to a house full of guests. I didn't have a freezer or an oven at that time.
AnimationFan14 Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 I wish my local bowling ally would throw a few turkeys my way
Ginguy Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 52 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: i should hang out by the turkeys in the grocery store until they all run out the day before thanksgiving and then when someone looks defeated and turkeyless... invite them to the parking lot and sell the sucker to them You want to sell a donation given to you in charity from your church? What the fuck is wrong with you. Seriously. What The Fuck Is Wrong With You 1 2
Vodkajellyshot Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 9 hours ago, Mewn said: Can always cut it up and just cook it in pieces. ^ my thoughts as well
lupin_bebop Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 You could.....I don't know.....be a decent human being and give it to a food bank.......cook it and give it to your coworkers......eat it.....I don't know....anything else other than what you were thinking. Literally anything. It just might offset some of the shitty human being that you are. Maybe.....just maybe.
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