Skinko Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Because I guess The Rock is uglier now than he was a year ago.
StarPanda Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Dude we already talked about this like a week ago why you so late
Skinko Posted November 21, 2017 Author Posted November 21, 2017 53 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Dude we already talked about this like a week ago why you so late I wasn't part of that conversation. Which means it never happened.
Skinko Posted November 21, 2017 Author Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, stilgar said: Who? The dude that's porking Gwen Stefani.
Skinko Posted November 21, 2017 Author Posted November 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: He's just everyone's drunk uncle Drunkle.
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, Skinko said: Drunkle. Drunkle that probably hugs you too tight for too long
GuyBeardmane Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, Vamped said: Drunkle that probably hugs you too tight for too long That's Uncle Grabby Hands. Drunkle is a completely different uncle.
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, GuyBeardmane said: That's Uncle Grabby Hands. Drunkle is a completely different uncle. Not for me lol
GuyBeardmane Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Vamped said: Not for me lol I'm sorry. But at the same time that means there's only ONE uncle you have to avoid at family gatherings.
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 30 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I'm sorry. But at the same time that means there's only ONE uncle you have to avoid at family gatherings. Indeed ... but also several old ladies trying to put babies in my uterus .... its harder to avoid several old ladies in a confined space
Skinko Posted November 21, 2017 Author Posted November 21, 2017 49 minutes ago, Vamped said: Drunkle that probably hugs you too tight for too long I had an uncle-in-law that thought it was a real fun gag to put kids in handcuffs whenever they came over. You know, as a joke, a goof. Spoiler: that is never a cool thing to do. Don't put handcuffs on children, gang.
GuyBeardmane Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Indeed ... but also several old ladies trying to put babies in my uterus .... its harder to avoid several old ladies in a confined space I get that from my mom, but the opposite. "I need a grandbaby" "You have four, mom." "Well one that'll carry on the family name." "Your oldest granddaughter has our last name." "But I want you to give me grandkids." "No, I can't afford it and there's no one in my life I wanna knock up."
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Skinko said: I had an uncle-in-law that thought it was a real fun gag to put kids in handcuffs whenever they came over. You know, as a joke, a goof. Spoiler: that is never a cool thing to do. Don't put handcuffs on children, gang. but why though?! Does uncle-ing makes you an asshole or something?
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I get that from my mom, but the opposite. "I need a grandbaby" "You have four, mom." "Well one that'll carry on the family name." "Your oldest granddaughter has our last name." "But I want you to give me grandkids." "No, I can't afford it and there's no one in my life I wanna knock up." You get out there and shoot sperm into somebody! And you do it now!
GuyBeardmane Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: You get out there and shoot sperm into somebody! And you do it now! AAAUUUUGhhhhh Sorry, I've just never been told to shoot sperm like that. I've discovered something new about myself.
Mewn Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 So gross, it's like Gwen bought him that title.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 56 minutes ago, Mewn said: So gross, it's like Gwen bought him that title. That's probably true. Maybe figuratively, like People is like, "Well Gwen Stefani is with him, so he must be extremely sexy," or maybe literally, like Gwen Stefani slipped People a few grand to have them name Blake Shelton as the Sexiest Man Alive so they feel better about themselves/each other.
Mewn Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 45 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That's probably true. Maybe figuratively, like People is like, "Well Gwen Stefani is with him, so he must be extremely sexy," or maybe literally, like Gwen Stefani slipped People a few grand to have them name Blake Shelton as the Sexiest Man Alive so they feel better about themselves/each other. Probably a little bit of both
SwimOdin Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 (edited) Edited November 22, 2017 by SwimOdin
Naraku4656 Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 Just now, SwimOdin said: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xPbvzumyeqE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> you don't need to do that. just post the youtube link and it'll expand
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