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Blake Shelton is the new "sexiest man alive."


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30 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I'm sorry.  But at the same time that means there's only ONE uncle you have to avoid at family gatherings.

Indeed ... but also several old ladies trying to put babies in my uterus 

.... its harder to avoid several old ladies in a confined space 

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49 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Drunkle that probably hugs you too tight for too long 

I had an uncle-in-law that thought it was a real fun gag to put kids in handcuffs whenever they came over. You know, as a joke, a goof.

Spoiler: that is never a cool thing to do. Don't put handcuffs on children, gang.

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3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Indeed ... but also several old ladies trying to put babies in my uterus 

.... its harder to avoid several old ladies in a confined space 

I get that from my mom, but the opposite.  "I need a grandbaby" "You have four, mom." "Well one that'll carry on the family name." "Your oldest granddaughter has our last name." "But I want you to give me grandkids." "No, I can't afford it and there's no one in my life I wanna knock up."

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6 minutes ago, Skinko said:

I had an uncle-in-law that thought it was a real fun gag to put kids in handcuffs whenever they came over. You know, as a joke, a goof.

Spoiler: that is never a cool thing to do. Don't put handcuffs on children, gang.

but why though?! 

Does uncle-ing makes you an asshole or something?

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5 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I get that from my mom, but the opposite.  "I need a grandbaby" "You have four, mom." "Well one that'll carry on the family name." "Your oldest granddaughter has our last name." "But I want you to give me grandkids." "No, I can't afford it and there's no one in my life I wanna knock up."

You get out there and shoot sperm into somebody! 

And you do it now! 

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56 minutes ago, Mewn said:

So gross, it's like Gwen bought him that title.

That's probably true. Maybe figuratively, like People is like, "Well Gwen Stefani is with him, so he must be extremely sexy," or maybe literally, like Gwen Stefani slipped People a few grand to have them name Blake Shelton as the Sexiest Man Alive so they feel better about themselves/each other.

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45 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That's probably true. Maybe figuratively, like People is like, "Well Gwen Stefani is with him, so he must be extremely sexy," or maybe literally, like Gwen Stefani slipped People a few grand to have them name Blake Shelton as the Sexiest Man Alive so they feel better about themselves/each other.

Probably a little bit of both xD 

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