Whatcha want for Christmas?

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Thank you, but I already got the guitar. It's the case that I need. 

you gotta keep it. I gotta a purse full of receipts and I dun wanna look through them 

[CAC]

15 minutes ago, Vamped said:

which one you want? They seem to be sorted by boob size Leftie bring the smallest 

that's a hard choice, I'd have to see a catalog. 

[Vamped]

no catalog. out of those specifically which one you want? I already bought them 

[Vamped]

Holy shit the male ones are creepy as fuck. This is the least creepy one I found 

[CAC]

30 minutes ago, Vamped said:

no catalog. out of those specifically which one you want? I already bought them 

Well all of there faces are meh, so going by body, I guess second from the right.

[Vamped]

13 minutes ago, CAC said:

Well all of there faces are meh, so going by body, I guess second from the right.

oh ... I didnt know people actually looked them in the face 

[CAC]

33 minutes ago, Vamped said:

oh ... I didnt know people actually looked them in the face 

Yes of course.

None of those have tits really.

[Vamped]

Just now, CAC said:

Yes of course.

None of those have tits really.

the last ones had them ... this is give and take

[CAC]

6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

the last ones had them ... this is give and take

but the first one on the left had the best face.

[Vamped]

Okay you can have Leftie  but you have to treat her like a lady. 

[CAC]

but better tities....

[molarbear]

9 hours ago, Vamped said:

welp I dont have COD WWII but I do have Overwatch. So to make up for it I got you something even better and even heavier than a dog. 

 

Well.....

it's pretty much one of the few exotic animals that wouldn't attempt to eat me at some point

I love it! 

[Cau]

That's a good dog.

[Elle_Eccentric]

On 11/20/2017 at 3:42 PM, Vamped said:

I'll see what I'll pretend to buy you with my pretend money 

 

 

I want my bread rack turned into a shrine to tea & coffee.  I want a keurig because all the good coffee is in cups now.  Rediculous but oh well.  I want my fancy teacups and teapots on display and I want the whole thing painted.  I hate the hunter green that it is right now.  

 

Some more ore of my girlfriends knitted things would be nice too.  Maybe a pot holder!  

[BloodHawk1991]

A penguin please. :3

[Vamped]

18 hours ago, CAC said:

but better tities....

this one has all your boxes checked

[Vamped]

16 hours ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

I want my bread rack turned into a shrine to tea & coffee.  I want a keurig because all the good coffee is in cups now.  Rediculous but oh well.  I want my fancy teacups and teapots on display and I want the whole thing painted.  I hate the hunter green that it is right now.  

 

Some more ore of my girlfriends knitted things would be nice too.  Maybe a pot holder!  

enjoy!

[Vamped]

12 hours ago, BloodHawk1991 said:

A penguin please. :3

i got this one on sale

 

[André Toulon]

To be able to cry just once

[CAC]

17 hours ago, Vamped said:

this one has all your boxes checked

Nah too ugly.

[Vamped]

11 hours ago, Gogo Yubari said:

To be able to cry just once

behold

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, CAC said:

Nah too ugly.s heated 

you can't back out now.  I already primed her. Her peenie pocket has been warmed to 98 degrees

[CAC]

On 11/23/2017 at 12:50 PM, Vamped said:

you can't back out now.  I already primed her. Her peenie pocket has been warmed to 98 degrees

Nope.

[nameraka]

also this

 

[Vamped]

On 11/24/2017 at 4:30 PM, CAC said:

Nope.

you cant waste top quality cooter

[Vamped]

4 minutes ago, nameraka said:

also this

 

 

[Vodkajellyshot]

On 11/22/2017 at 8:17 AM, Vamped said:

can't guarantee there will be no family drama. 

 

What do you want for xmass ?

[CAC]

29 minutes ago, Vamped said:

you cant waste top quality cooter

if it was actually top quality...

[Vamped]

7 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said:

What do you want for xmass ?

I dunno. Im a terrible person to shop for

[Vamped]

1 minute ago, CAC said:

if it was actually top quality...

it was Grade A booty

[CAC]

7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

it was Grade A booty

no proofs

[Vodkajellyshot]

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

I dunno. Im a terrible person to shop for

i got this  

[Vamped]

1 minute ago, CAC said:

no proofs

there would be if you would stop being so picky! Im throwing fabricated vagina at you from all sides!

[CAC]

Just now, Vamped said:

there would be if you would stop being so picky! Im throwing fabricated vagina at you from all sides!

I see none around me

[Vamped]

Just now, Vodkajellyshot said:

i got this  

omg ...   my feels

 

[Vamped]

4 minutes ago, CAC said:

I see none around me

you can have this since you cant come to a real decision

[CAC]

32 minutes ago, Vamped said:

you can have this since you cant come to a real decision

that does nothing for me.

[nameraka]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

 

[Lasty]

New flute...

[AstroCreep]

I want Apple wireless headphones.  Coal is more likely.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

I need smoked headlights for my car

[Danger_Jules]

A wooden train, a pogo stick, some jacks, a sled, a doll and any other cliches I manage to think of next.

[Drunkenwarrior]

That sweet ass 

[Vamped]

On 11/25/2017 at 11:32 PM, Lasty said:

New flute...

you'll have more fun with this

 

[Kudasai]

Justice for Misaka. That's what I want this year

[Vamped]

On 11/25/2017 at 11:51 PM, AstroCreep said:

I want Apple wireless headphones.  Coal is more likely.

I got you these because they're cute as fuck 

[Vamped]

On 11/25/2017 at 11:55 PM, Rogue_Deku said:

I need smoked headlights for my car

What about these instead ?

 

[Vamped]

On 11/26/2017 at 4:37 PM, Danger_Jules said:

A wooden train, a pogo stick, some jacks, a sled, a doll and any other cliches I manage to think of next.

I got you these tap shoes

[Vamped]

On 11/26/2017 at 4:42 PM, Drunkenwarrior said:

That sweet ass 

[Vamped]

7 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

Justice for Misaka. That's what I want this year

If I fucking could