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Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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It's actually a sign that they're intimidated. I'm 5'6", 180lbs of pure muscle, and I get called out on my stocky build all the time, but then I get up in their faces and I find out exactly what I need to know. 

#AlphaZeni 

#NotOnMyWatch

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Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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Muscle is not the same as dough, please tell the truth, mthor. -_-

Also, I didn't go anywhere, I just had work all week long and couldn't remember my password for a solid three or four days, but I still kept up on the UEMB thread activity and whatnot. 

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7 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

It's actually a sign that they're intimidated. I'm 5'6", 180lbs of pure muscle, and I get called out on my stocky build all the time, but then I get up in their faces and I find out exactly what I need to know. 

#AlphaZeni 

#NotOnMyWatch

:ph34r:

 

When people call me fat, it's because I'm actually fat.

Sandstone Hero

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I'm older than you, stooge. And I won't watch my mouth, you deserve it. If you're going to brag about something which no one is going to believe either put up or shut up.

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Zenigundam

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3 minutes ago, mthor said:

But you weren't here where I could abuse you.

 

I was lurking, also I've never been abused since I'm a debating extraordinaire. I don't like to brag, but I have to admit that I really do have a unique talent for winning debates and discussions. 

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4 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

When people call me fat, it's because I'm actually fat.

 

Everybody has some fat, but I just don't like it when they call us fat in a bad way. When they don't do it in a derogatory manner, it's fine, but when they try to make it the subject of a joke, I have to make sure to step to them like a true lone wolf alpha male warrior would!! >:(

Ugh wish there was a muscle smiley on here

 

Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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6 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

I'm older than you, stooge. And I won't watch my mouth, you deserve it. If you're going to brag about something which no one is going to believe either put up or shut up.

 

You're such a keyboard warrior... 

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam? said:

 

You're such a keyboard warrior... 

Nope, just don't believe that you are 5'6 and have that much muscle. You'd have to have 40+ pounds of muscle as average weight for that height is around 140 to 150. Pics or not true.

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam? said:

My pics are all over the place. I even posted a pretty awesome boxing video recently. You're in denial, and it's all right. :/

 

What boxing video?

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I won't understand if you don't post the video, since I haven't seen what you look like since 2012 or somewhere around there when you posted a shit ton of those stupid dork videos. So I am calling bullshit.

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Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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Well your timeline is off, and the reason you won't understand is because the media has turned you into a raging social activist who (attempts) to tackle alpha males when they tell the girls they go on OkCupid dates with to stop texting at the goshdarn dinner table! 

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38 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

It's actually a sign that they're intimidated. I'm 5'6", 180lbs of pure muscle, and I get called out on my stocky build all the time, but then I get up in their faces and I find out exactly what I need to know. 

#AlphaZeni 

#NotOnMyWatch

:ph34r:

 

Easy there killer.

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Elle_Eccentric Gentry

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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

 

No, my mom said that exact thing to me as a kid, but I'm not gonna go easy at all!! Not this time!! 

It’s just words hon.  Obviously you’re a big tough man so just shrug and walk on.  Sorry.  I’m forever the peace keeper.  

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

It’s just words hon.  Obviously you’re a big tough man so just shrug and walk on.  Sorry.  I’m forever the peace keeper.  

 

 

Don't let him fool you. Since you just returned you've not seen the pages of creepy shit he's posted about stalking girls and other illegal shit he's posted on here over the last couple months. Just go take a look in Dumpster Fires forum and you'll see what I mean.

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36 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

What boxing video?

He posted a video where he smacks a punching bag around. The video was taken by a potato. But there's enough definition to see his flab ripple with every hit. I think he was dancing on bubble wrap too just to sound extra threatening to a non-sentient bag of sawdust. 

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Just now, katt_goddess said:

He posted a video where he smacks a punching bag around. The video was taken by a potato. But there's enough definition to see his flab ripple with every hit. I think he was dancing on bubble wrap too just to sound extra threatening to a non-sentient bag of sawdust. 

Yeah I figured it would probably be something like that, since he didn't want to post it.

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4 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

He posted a video where he smacks a punching bag around. The video was taken by a potato. But there's enough definition to see his flab ripple with every hit. I think he was dancing on bubble wrap too just to sound extra threatening to a non-sentient bag of sawdust. 

Dayum!  

 

Mans kat how long have you been here?

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20 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

It’s just words hon.  Obviously you’re a big tough man so just shrug and walk on.  Sorry.  I’m forever the peace keeper.  

 

 

No. Don’t coddle him. Tell him like it is. He NEEDS to be taken down a peg. Just do it. He needs to know. 

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1 hour ago, Zenigundam? said:

It's actually a sign that they're in hysterics. I'm 5'6", 180lbs of pure beer gut, and I get called out on my doughy build all the time, but then I get up in their faces and they find out exactly what cheap malt liquor and failure smell like.

#Zetabottom

 

:ph34r:

 

 

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Just now, lupin_bebop said:

No. Don’t coddle him. Tell him like it is. He NEEDS to be taken down a peg. Just do it. He needs to know. 

Peer pressure. 

 

Okay ill I’ll be completely honest then. 

 

When I first read this I immediately thought “Edge Lord”  

im not good at the mean thing.  

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It's ok you don't have to be mean sweetie, I just don't want you to get roped in by his bullshit. Just give it a little time and he'll post more threads about stalking girls on OkCupid, dodging court summons, and desires to beat up students (he claims he's a teacher's aid now).

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6 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

Dayum!  

 

Mans kat how long have you been here?

Not sure. If anyone knows when zeni was first banned from this board where only the worst of the worst can possibly get banned, that's when I decided to register properly. 

 

Too bad they let him back on. 

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Damn you UEMBers are having some memory lapses. I remember elle_eccentric easily, even though I don't recall interacting with her on any specific occasion. Yeah she had that purple haired anime character, umm which series was she from again, anyway your little white knights acts aren't phasing me cause I'm not changing a damn thing!!! :P

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Good on you Zeni, don't listen to them. You're back for one day and you got multiple hot threads, one of the coolest on UE for sure.

 
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28 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

Damn you UEMBers are having some memory lapses. I remember elle_eccentric easily, even though I don't recall interacting with her on any specific occasion. Yeah she had that purple haired anime character, umm which series was she from again, anyway your little white knights acts aren't phasing me cause I'm not changing a damn thing!!! :P

Noone wants you to change, we just want you to fuck off at this point. Don't give yourself so much credit.

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39 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

Peer pressure. 

 

Okay ill I’ll be completely honest then. 

 

When I first read this I immediately thought “Edge Lord”  

im not good at the mean thing.  

I’m not good at the mean thing, either.

I AM good at the brutally honest thing, though. 

Sandstone Hero

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11 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

I’m not good at the mean thing, either.

I AM good at the brutally honest thing, though. 

That's ok, I'm good at it. I'll be mean for everyone.

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2 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

No. Don’t coddle him. Tell him like it is. He NEEDS to be taken down a peg. Just do it. He needs to know. 

 

2 hours ago, Sandstone said:

It's ok you don't have to be mean sweetie, I just don't want you to get roped in by his bullshit. Just give it a little time and he'll post more threads about stalking girls on OkCupid, dodging court summons, and desires to beat up students (he claims he's a teacher's aid now).

 

2 hours ago, mthor said:

You don't have to be mean as such. Just firm.

It's kind of like house-breaking a puppy, except that he won't stop piddling on the rug.

 

2 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Not sure. If anyone knows when zeni was first banned from this board where only the worst of the worst can possibly get banned, that's when I decided to register properly. 

 

Too bad they let him back on. 

 

2 hours ago, Sandstone said:

Noone wants you to change, we just want you to fuck off at this point. Don't give yourself so much credit.

As a Babbler.......I have to say here.....IB, you freaking DELIVERED. You guys are my heroes.

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Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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5 hours ago, Ric said:

Good on you Zeni, don't listen to them. You're back for one day and you got multiple hot threads, one of the coolest on UE for sure.

 

 

Yep, very true. I even fell asleep for a few hours, and came back to an acknowledgment that my posting is badass that I had to accept.

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3 hours ago, Zenigundam? said:

 

Yep, very true. I even fell asleep for a few hours, and came back to an acknowledgment that my posting is badass that I had to accept.

No one likes you, even remotely.

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