Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 It's actually a sign that they're intimidated. I'm 5'6", 180lbs of pure muscle, and I get called out on my stocky build all the time, but then I get up in their faces and I find out exactly what I need to know. #AlphaZeni #NotOnMyWatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Muscle is not the same as dough, please tell the truth, mthor. Also, I didn't go anywhere, I just had work all week long and couldn't remember my password for a solid three or four days, but I still kept up on the UEMB thread activity and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 You aren't muscular. Pics or it didn't happen dork. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Just now, Sandstone said: You aren't muscular. Pics or it didn't happen dork. Kindly watch your mouth, young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Wearing a shirt so tight that it squeezes all of your fat together doesn't make it muscle. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: It's actually a sign that they're intimidated. I'm 5'6", 180lbs of pure muscle, and I get called out on my stocky build all the time, but then I get up in their faces and I find out exactly what I need to know. #AlphaZeni #NotOnMyWatch When people call me fat, it's because I'm actually fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 I'm older than you, stooge. And I won't watch my mouth, you deserve it. If you're going to brag about something which no one is going to believe either put up or shut up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Catch them hands 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, mthor said: But you weren't here where I could abuse you. I was lurking, also I've never been abused since I'm a debating extraordinaire. I don't like to brag, but I have to admit that I really do have a unique talent for winning debates and discussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: When people call me fat, it's because I'm actually fat. Everybody has some fat, but I just don't like it when they call us fat in a bad way. When they don't do it in a derogatory manner, it's fine, but when they try to make it the subject of a joke, I have to make sure to step to them like a true lone wolf alpha male warrior would!! Ugh wish there was a muscle smiley on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I'm older than you, stooge. And I won't watch my mouth, you deserve it. If you're going to brag about something which no one is going to believe either put up or shut up. You're such a keyboard warrior... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 The only muscles you have are beer muscles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Just now, mthor said: Does anybody here know the Heimlich manuver? yeah waifu gives that to me all the time^ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Zenigundam? said: You're such a keyboard warrior... Nope, just don't believe that you are 5'6 and have that much muscle. You'd have to have 40+ pounds of muscle as average weight for that height is around 140 to 150. Pics or not true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 We would NEVER call you "short and fat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 My pics are all over the place. I even posted a pretty awesome boxing video recently. You're in denial, and it's all right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Zenigundam? said: My pics are all over the place. I even posted a pretty awesome boxing video recently. You're in denial, and it's all right. What boxing video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: What boxing video? You're just so behind the times honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 If it's out there why not just link it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Just now, Sandstone said: If it's out there why not just link it? I'm rocking with Mozilla Firefox and you're on AOL 4.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 I use chrome. Now link this so-called boxing video that shows you're not fat. Stooge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 You wouldn't understand, troll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 I won't understand if you don't post the video, since I haven't seen what you look like since 2012 or somewhere around there when you posted a shit ton of those stupid dork videos. So I am calling bullshit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Well your timeline is off, and the reason you won't understand is because the media has turned you into a raging social activist who (attempts) to tackle alpha males when they tell the girls they go on OkCupid dates with to stop texting at the goshdarn dinner table! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle_Eccentric Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 38 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: It's actually a sign that they're intimidated. I'm 5'6", 180lbs of pure muscle, and I get called out on my stocky build all the time, but then I get up in their faces and I find out exactly what I need to know. #AlphaZeni #NotOnMyWatch Easy there killer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Elle_Eccentric said: Easy there killer. No, my mom said that exact thing to me as a kid, but I'm not gonna go easy at all!! Not this time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 What does any of that have to do with you being fat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle_Eccentric Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: No, my mom said that exact thing to me as a kid, but I'm not gonna go easy at all!! Not this time!! It’s just words hon. Obviously you’re a big tough man so just shrug and walk on. Sorry. I’m forever the peace keeper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Yeah I guess I am pretty tough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Being called skinny is no picnic, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said: It’s just words hon. Obviously you’re a big tough man so just shrug and walk on. Sorry. I’m forever the peace keeper. Don't let him fool you. Since you just returned you've not seen the pages of creepy shit he's posted about stalking girls and other illegal shit he's posted on here over the last couple months. Just go take a look in Dumpster Fires forum and you'll see what I mean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 36 minutes ago, Sandstone said: What boxing video? He posted a video where he smacks a punching bag around. The video was taken by a potato. But there's enough definition to see his flab ripple with every hit. I think he was dancing on bubble wrap too just to sound extra threatening to a non-sentient bag of sawdust. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Just now, katt_goddess said: He posted a video where he smacks a punching bag around. The video was taken by a potato. But there's enough definition to see his flab ripple with every hit. I think he was dancing on bubble wrap too just to sound extra threatening to a non-sentient bag of sawdust. Yeah I figured it would probably be something like that, since he didn't want to post it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle_Eccentric Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: He posted a video where he smacks a punching bag around. The video was taken by a potato. But there's enough definition to see his flab ripple with every hit. I think he was dancing on bubble wrap too just to sound extra threatening to a non-sentient bag of sawdust. Dayum! Mans kat how long have you been here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said: It’s just words hon. Obviously you’re a big tough man so just shrug and walk on. Sorry. I’m forever the peace keeper. No. Don’t coddle him. Tell him like it is. He NEEDS to be taken down a peg. Just do it. He needs to know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Zenigundam? said: It's actually a sign that they're in hysterics. I'm 5'6", 180lbs of pure beer gut, and I get called out on my doughy build all the time, but then I get up in their faces and they find out exactly what cheap malt liquor and failure smell like. #Zetabottom Edited November 19, 2017 by Ginguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle_Eccentric Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Just now, lupin_bebop said: No. Don’t coddle him. Tell him like it is. He NEEDS to be taken down a peg. Just do it. He needs to know. Peer pressure. Okay ill I’ll be completely honest then. When I first read this I immediately thought “Edge Lord” im not good at the mean thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 It's ok you don't have to be mean sweetie, I just don't want you to get roped in by his bullshit. Just give it a little time and he'll post more threads about stalking girls on OkCupid, dodging court summons, and desires to beat up students (he claims he's a teacher's aid now). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said: Dayum! Mans kat how long have you been here? Not sure. If anyone knows when zeni was first banned from this board where only the worst of the worst can possibly get banned, that's when I decided to register properly. Too bad they let him back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Damn you UEMBers are having some memory lapses. I remember elle_eccentric easily, even though I don't recall interacting with her on any specific occasion. Yeah she had that purple haired anime character, umm which series was she from again, anyway your little white knights acts aren't phasing me cause I'm not changing a damn thing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Good on you Zeni, don't listen to them. You're back for one day and you got multiple hot threads, one of the coolest on UE for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 28 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: Damn you UEMBers are having some memory lapses. I remember elle_eccentric easily, even though I don't recall interacting with her on any specific occasion. Yeah she had that purple haired anime character, umm which series was she from again, anyway your little white knights acts aren't phasing me cause I'm not changing a damn thing!!! Noone wants you to change, we just want you to fuck off at this point. Don't give yourself so much credit. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 39 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said: Peer pressure. Okay ill I’ll be completely honest then. When I first read this I immediately thought “Edge Lord” im not good at the mean thing. I’m not good at the mean thing, either. I AM good at the brutally honest thing, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I’m not good at the mean thing, either. I AM good at the brutally honest thing, though. That's ok, I'm good at it. I'll be mean for everyone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 People call you fat because you look like a tub of lard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: No. Don’t coddle him. Tell him like it is. He NEEDS to be taken down a peg. Just do it. He needs to know. 2 hours ago, Sandstone said: It's ok you don't have to be mean sweetie, I just don't want you to get roped in by his bullshit. Just give it a little time and he'll post more threads about stalking girls on OkCupid, dodging court summons, and desires to beat up students (he claims he's a teacher's aid now). 2 hours ago, mthor said: You don't have to be mean as such. Just firm. It's kind of like house-breaking a puppy, except that he won't stop piddling on the rug. 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Not sure. If anyone knows when zeni was first banned from this board where only the worst of the worst can possibly get banned, that's when I decided to register properly. Too bad they let him back on. 2 hours ago, Sandstone said: Noone wants you to change, we just want you to fuck off at this point. Don't give yourself so much credit. As a Babbler.......I have to say here.....IB, you freaking DELIVERED. You guys are my heroes. Edited November 19, 2017 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Ric said: Good on you Zeni, don't listen to them. You're back for one day and you got multiple hot threads, one of the coolest on UE for sure. Yep, very true. I even fell asleep for a few hours, and came back to an acknowledgment that my posting is badass that I had to accept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Lol this thread is gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: Yep, very true. I even fell asleep for a few hours, and came back to an acknowledgment that my posting is badass that I had to accept. No one likes you, even remotely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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