Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier

[EmpressAngel]

I only remembered this wasn't a holiday marathon week about two minutes before Hogwarts Fight Club started.

Mashle- I have zero doubts that Mash will figure out how to fake it at quidditch. I love this dumbass bruh. Aaaand he immediately shattered his arm. Fangirl is a mood. You gotta jump up there and fuck 'em up, Mash. Oh my god. This is some real Loony Tunes shit and I'm here for it. The ball is now a boomerang. I desperately need Mash and Saitama to hang out. And that's why Mash isn't allowed to play quidditch anymore. Mash is a good boy. I like his mandatory girlfriend. Lance Crown 100% sounds like a OnlyFans name. Joke's on you buddy he's gonna shatter your ribs. Dude he is literally not thinking at all. Meanwhile Large Man and Old Dad bond out in the woods. Oh hey, a spell actually worked on Mash. My dude this boy genuinely could not give a single yodeling fuck. Hey look you dropped your shitty necklace. Holy shit I'm crying. He's right, the answer is cream puffs. I like to think the author saw that one gross creep from Black Clover and agreed he needed to die. Y'all know you can just get a sharpie and call it a day. I'd die for you Mash. You should throw him off the cliff anyway.

Exorcist- I'm just waiting for that lady with huge boobs to show up. I'm sure the kids who are actually trying don't mind that Rin gets to skate by on nepotism. Just shut up and measure your dicks already. I'm rooting for the frog. In a surprise twist, everybody hates Satan. That was the night Satan fucked your mom. Thanks for the exposition dump, Charlie Brown. Incompetent Nice Girl vs Total Bitch. Piss off kids, teacher's gotta go get laid. I hate you, kids. Rin you literally didn't know about Satan until like a month ago. I have zero memory of that guy. I forgot they're apparently brothers. Just fuck already.

One Piece- My favorite running gag in this arc is Law's constant look of regret at how this has turned out. Obligatory fuck you, Steven Tyler. Rebecca really should have just sat this one out. I KILLED MUFASA. Okay Rebecca it's really important, try not to suck and fail at something for five whole minutes. I'm still amazed her boobs are managing to stay in that top. DILF AHOY. I hope this is a nice father-daughter bonding experience of murdering an aging rock star. Goddammit Rebecca you could at least meet them halfway on the stairs. Law finally gets to do something again! Law, regretting his life slightly less for probably the next five minutes. I like it when Law gets to be cool. Jesus Law what are you doing. Oh right, he got shot in the liver. Law you know damn well this boy is not gonna listen to a plan. Oh fuck no you go right the hell back to sleep you creepy little brat.

[Greener223224]

On 11/29/2024 at 8:30 PM, PokeNirvash said:

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How come all your m's in this post are strikethrough'd?

[PokeNirvash]

20 hours ago, Greener223224 said:

How come all your m's in this post are strikethrough'd?

Welcome to Buckeye Country. Hope you enjoy your stay.

TOONAMI REWIND

5:00 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #32 - The Star Player Appears! Ginyu vs. Goku! - TV-PGLV
5:30 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #33 - Full Power, Goku! Captain Ginyu's Desperate Attack! - TV-PGLV
6:00 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #34 - Surprise! Goku is Ginyu and Ginyu is Goku?! - TV-PGLV
6:30 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #35 - Goku's Comeback! Call Forth Porunga! - TV-PGLV

To think, the last time we watched the Food Wars episode of Blue Exorcist, no one here knew what a shokugeki even was.

TOONAMI SWIM

12:00 - Invincible Fight Girl #7 - Bertie Unbound - TV-PGV
12:30 - Mashle: Magic and Muscles #5 - Mash Burnedead and the Unpopular Student - TV-14DLV
1:00 - Blue Exorcist #6 - The Phantom Chef - TV-14L
1:30 - One Piece #697 - One Shot One Kill! The Man Who Will Save Dressrosa! - TV-PG
2:00 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #35 - Goku's Comeback! Call Forth Porunga! - TV-PGLV
2:30 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #36 - Frieza Closes In! Mighty Porunga, Grant Our Wish! - TV-PGLV
3:00 - Rick & Morty: The Anime (Dubbed) #6 - Free Will - TV-14LV

[EmpressAngel]

It's a Christmas miracle, everybody kept their clothes on in the kitchen.

Mashle- Which is the dorm for dumb bastards because that's where I belong. I love Mash so much there is not a single braincell rattling around in that skull. It's always time for cream puffs. Oh it's the lolicon. That mandrake is a mood. Give it a cream puff. Plan B, punch the shit out of it. Hey get your Food Wars out of my magic school. How did you turn it into a cream puff. This show is a gift. Hey look, a new punching fight boy. Uh guy what's up with the freaky puppet. I hope you're gonna fight a unicorn out there. He's so obnoxious. Hey now leave the hot dudes alone. Magic scorpions, good enough. Who the fuck are you? You've got it all wrong, Mash doesn't think at all. Oh we gotta fight this jackass now. It's all good, cream puff is fine. SLAP. What is wrong with all you kids?! Aww, he does have some redeeming qualities. You got this, kiddo! Well, this has to be a trap. You don't got this, kiddo. Sorry girl, Mash's only love is cream puffs. Don't worry were were already gonna put him in the hospital anyway. Dude's definitely got a Hisoka fight boner for this. MY CREAM PUFF. He has to die now.

Exorcist- Rin still sucks. You two should just fuck already. Get it, Yukio. Bitches be crazy, Yukio. Remember, we're killing billionaires now. Oh right, cooking is the one thing Rin's not garbage at. Kitchen's haunted. You guys really kinda suck at noticing things. So how do I get my house possessed by the food demon. Okay that grandma joke actually got a laugh out of me. That's a pokemon. Never leave Rin alone he'll fuck it up the moment your back is turned. And now they're bros. Look at you acting cringe in public. These girls are awful. He literally said his borther does the cooking you dumb bitches. They deserve to die. We didn't deserve Priest Dad. Bitches be crazy, Yukio.

One Piece- Fucking children of the corn little brat here. I hope he drew another derpbirb. I like when Usopp gets to be cool. Y'know what I respect these random guys charging into battle with their push brooms. Law by now you should know better than to ask Luffy about his plans. Fuck you, child! Listen to Law for once and just ditch the creepy little brat. This is all Kanjuro's fault. Oh goddammit Luffy can't resist free snacks. Now would be a great time to shoot, Usopp! Aw shit we're fucked. At least Luffy gets to be a cool toy. Meanwhile everyone behind him doing the absolute shittiest job of holding back the mob. Oh neat, he leveled up and learned haki. MISSION STATUS: SICK. He gave her PTSD. A couple of those nutcracker guys are definitely dead. Who the fuck invited Trebol. I now he's evil as all hell but Doflamingo's just so cool.

[Greener223224]

Well, guess there's no more Rewind. 

EDIT: Statement from Demarco:

Edited December 14 by Greener223224

[PokeNirvash]

Sad news, but hey, one less thing for me to deal with in these schedule posts.

TOONAMI REWIND

5:00 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #36 - Frieza Closes In! Mighty Porunga, Grant Our Wish! - TV-PGLV
5:30 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #37 - A Nightmare Transformation! Frieza's Power Level: One Million?! - TV-PGLV
6:00 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #38 - Frieza Bares His Fangs! Gohan's Overwhelming Attack! - TV-PGLV
6:30 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #39 - Piccolo Reborn! Frieza's Second Transformation! - TV-PGLV

Kinda helps that it's devolved into nothin' but DBZ now.

TOONAMI SWIM

12:00 - Invincible Fight Girl #8 - The Rusty Rumble - TV-PGV
12:30 - Mashle: Magic and Muscles #6 - Mash Burnedead and the Magic of Iron - TV-14LV
1:00 - Blue Exorcist #7 - A Flock of Plovers - TV-14DLV
1:30 - One Piece #698 - Anger Erupts! Luffy and Law's Ultimate Stratagem! - TV-PGLV
2:00 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #37 - A Nightmare Transformation! Frieza's Power Level: One Million?! - TV-PGLV
2:30 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #38 - Frieza Bares His Fangs! Gohan's Overwhelming Attack! - TV-PGLV
3:00 - Rick & Morty: The Anime (Dubbed) #7 - When We Meet In Our Dreams - TV-14DLV

[OwlChemist81]

On 12/6/2024 at 4:00 PM, PokeNirvash said:

Welcome to Buckeye Country. Hope you enjoy your stay.

 

Next week you strikethrough all your T's, right??

[EmpressAngel]

My Christmas gift is being able to sleep before midnight on Saturday for the rest of the year.

Mashle- Give him a second, Mash is just processing the tragic loss of his snack. My dude you absolutely cannot handle it. You're a very dumb boy but a good boy. And then he died. I'm sure you didn't need most of those organs that just ruptured. Maybe focus your attention on a girl who's not a total bitch. BEAT HIS ASS, SON. Joke's on you, magic is no match for raw physical violence. I love watching violence. That's one, fuckface. Punch him in the dick next! Hey look a diversion. He just backhanded that thing into next month. Fuck off, you horrible brat. We stan a gender-inclusive violence boy. Contractually-mandated girlfriend is adorable. I can't wait to see that entire dorm get punch-murdered. Hey kiddo your pants are glowing. Wooow. Ah yes, the good ol' Sorting Unicorn Skeleton. This show is a gift. Mash's only weakness is doors. No really what the fuck is with the creepy puppet doll. What the fuck did I just watch. What the fuck. Mash buddy we gotta get out of here, this shit ain't right.

Exorcist- Has that other girl tried not being an unlikable bitch? In his defense, his brother's told him absolute jack shit about the job. Choose the one with the rifle. I would still try to pet that hellhound. That little pokemon is adorable. Oh honey have some standards for your friends. I always forget that weird puppet kid exists. Calm down there, Mineta. Tonight's theme is terrible girls who should fuck off forever. We'll have so much fun fighting demons together in situations that might kill us! This is your fault and you should feel bad. That pokemon is the only competent character in this episode. Put some pants on, you embarassing shrew. I'm sure she doesn't hate you but I sure do. I forgot eyepatch Seitz is evil.

One Piece- Who the fuck let Trebol in here. Can we get Cabbage's horse some medical attention now please. Man, random henchmen are really fucking stupid. I just got disgust whiplash from being jumpscared by Trebol's face. Just let Bellamy die. He sucks and deserves to suffer for his failures. Cry harder, bitch boy. Doflamingo may be a monster but I'm 100% with him on this. I like seeing Bellamy get hurt. I'm actually with Trebol here, that shit was hilarious. I mean he does have a point, Law did walk up and start throwing the first punch here. Oooh is it finally tragic backstory time? Law's so cool. I fully approve of using Bellamy as a meatshield. Meanwhile, shenanigans. I still find the Grandpa Fight unreasonably funny. MY WIFE. Shippin' it. I know so many people who would give everything they have to get the shit kicked out of the mby giant Robin legs. I am so here for the Man Fight. I'd tell these fangirls to have some standards but I can and have done worse. Please punch the shit out of Bellamy. Luffy I've seen you punch your friends in the face before, that's no excuse. Oh my god Law did you really think he could follow a plan. Hey at least it looks cool. Man, Law's really hot. Not a bad place to leave off for the year, I guess.

[PokeNirvash]

I was flipping off a lot of One Piece characters this week. Trebol has the honor of being the only one I flipped off while I was drinking alcohol in real time. A calm, seething nurse, as opposed to the rage-fueled chugs from the Block D battle.

TOONAMI REWIND

5:00 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #40 - Frieza's Final Transformation! The Ultimate Nightmare Begins! - TV-PGLV
5:30 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #41 - The Moment of Truth Approaches! Goku Back in Action! - TV-PGLV
6:00 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #42 - Defeat Frieza, Goku! The Tears of the Proud Saiyan Prince! - TV-PGLV
6:30 - Dragon Ball Z Kai #43 - Goku vs. Frieza! The Super Showdown Begins! - TV-PGLV

And now our national nightmare resumes: holiday marathons.

TOONAMI SWIM

12:00 - Invincible Fight Girl #9 - Formation! The Perm Gang Strikes Back - TV-PGV
12:30 - Invincible Fight Girl #10 - The Missing Piece - TV-PGV
1:00 - Mashle: Magic and Muscles #1 - Mash Burnedead and the Body of the Gods - TV-14LV
1:30 - Mashle: Magic and Muscles #2 - Mash Burnedead and the Mysterious Maze - TV-14LV
2:00 - Mashle: Magic and Muscles #3 - Mash Burnedead and the Baleful Bully - TV-14LV
2:30 - Mashle: Magic and Muscles #4 - Mash Burnedead and the Challenging Magic User - TV-14DLV
3:00 - Mashle: Magic and Muscles #5 - Mash Burnedead and the Unpopular Classmate - TV-14DLV
3:30 - Mashle: Magic and Muscles #6 - Mash Burnedead and the Magic of Iron - TV-14LV