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yeah but if a hot chick walks by and gives you a chub you're gonna be walking around like a lil dickacorn

 

And I'll just say "Baby you so hot I grew a second one to show just how much wood you be makin'" or something.

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To fall in love with the love of my life..we get married and die in each others arms.

 

you can fall in love with the love of your life, but you will never be the love of his

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i wish that in the movie "the shawshank redemption" that morgan freeman's character goes to that tree and finds the box with the cash and the note, but instead of catching up to tim robbins fixing a boat on that beach in mexico, he only finds the dead, rotting corpse of a brutally murdered and sodomized andy dufresne. and then he dies of shock. roll credits.

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i wish that in the movie "the shawshank redemption" that morgan freeman's character goes to that tree and finds the box with the cash and the note, but instead of catching up to tim robbins fixing a boat on that beach in mexico, he only finds the dead, rotting corpse of a brutally murdered and sodomized andy dufresne. and then he dies of shock. roll credits.

 

ok that's kinda a fucked up wish...but sure...but you won't be watching it..you'll be living it

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