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woke my ass up now I can't sleep...she wants breakfast and she kept pawing my damn face...NO YOU FAT FUCK...EAT YOUR CRUNCHIES AND ILL GIVE YOU WET FOOD WHEN IM DAMN GOOD AND READY....lil bitch... ??

I have two cats.  One is always real patient about the food.  The other would wait until I roll on my back and leap onto my abs.  Boom!  Meow!!  I'm like, Okay... gotta feed this cat before she kicks a hole in me.
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I have two cats.  One is always real patient about the food.  The other would wait until I roll on my back and leap onto my abs.  Boom!  Meow!!  I'm like, Okay... gotta feed this cat before she kicks a hole in me.

 

na....at a point i get pissed off enough to kick her out of the bedroom

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Mine likes to bite. :| Right before the alarm first starts going off at 5a, she's in my face because there's one kibble left in her bowl and that's a national disaster.

 

She also has ridiculous use of her 'fingers' [learned from her raccoon 'parents' ] and can extend exactly one claw to poke any exposed skin she finds when she wants something. I swear she can hit a nerve in the dark every time. And she's begun head-butting which is better than getting the Claw or being bit but it's +15 lbs of asshole tabby hitting whatever she's aiming at because she doesn't do anything by halves.

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