Still Me Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 woke my ass up now I can't sleep...she wants breakfast and she kept pawing my damn face...NO YOU FAT FUCK...EAT YOUR CRUNCHIES AND ILL GIVE YOU WET FOOD WHEN IM DAMN GOOD AND READY....lil bitch... ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Feed your pussy and stop being rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 30, 2017 Author Share Posted September 30, 2017 Feed your pussy and stop being rude. MAH PUSSY CAN WAIT.....i gots to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 :catlol :catlol My cat taps my foot and if that doesn't works he goes up to my face and meows really loud. The last one usually does the trick :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 30, 2017 Author Share Posted September 30, 2017 :catlol :catlol My cat taps my foot and if that doesn't works he goes up to my face and meows really loud. The last one usually does the trick :catlol my cant doesnt meow.....she makes this weird 'whrrrrr?' sound....she barks at people tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 woke my ass up now I can't sleep...she wants breakfast and she kept pawing my damn face...NO YOU FAT FUCK...EAT YOUR CRUNCHIES AND ILL GIVE YOU WET FOOD WHEN IM DAMN GOOD AND READY....lil bitch... ?? I have two cats. One is always real patient about the food. The other would wait until I roll on my back and leap onto my abs. Boom! Meow!! I'm like, Okay... gotta feed this cat before she kicks a hole in me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 30, 2017 Author Share Posted September 30, 2017 I have two cats. One is always real patient about the food. The other would wait until I roll on my back and leap onto my abs. Boom! Meow!! I'm like, Okay... gotta feed this cat before she kicks a hole in me. na....at a point i get pissed off enough to kick her out of the bedroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 my abs. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 30, 2017 Author Share Posted September 30, 2017 LOL dont bring your bullshit in my thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 dont bring your bullshit in my thread Stop me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 30, 2017 Author Share Posted September 30, 2017 Stop me thread is about cats...not your bullshit with packard....back to topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 thread is about cats...not your bullshit with packard....back to topic Domestic cats are tiny sociopaths that would murder and eat you in your sleep if they had the means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 :catlol :catlol My cat taps my foot and if that doesn't works he goes up to my face and meows really loud. The last one usually does the trick :catlol My cat just bites my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Domestic cats are tiny sociopaths that would murder and eat you in your sleep if they had the means. Yeah, but they're cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Mine likes to bite. Right before the alarm first starts going off at 5a, she's in my face because there's one kibble left in her bowl and that's a national disaster. She also has ridiculous use of her 'fingers' [learned from her raccoon 'parents' ] and can extend exactly one claw to poke any exposed skin she finds when she wants something. I swear she can hit a nerve in the dark every time. And she's begun head-butting which is better than getting the Claw or being bit but it's +15 lbs of asshole tabby hitting whatever she's aiming at because she doesn't do anything by halves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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