Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 Shout on the outside of it too. There's a cute cop who tends to answer all the domestic disturbance calls in this neighborhood and I want his number.
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 If I don't get his number I'm canceling breakfast for dinner.
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 5:56 AM, Bouvre said: If I don't get his number I'm canceling breakfast for dinner. I'm on the case
little_girl_lost Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 there's a cute cop in my town, I call him Officer Sexy
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:00 AM, StarPanda said: His number is 911 YOU DID IT. YOU SAVED BREAKFAST FOR DINNER
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:00 AM, StarPanda said: His number is 911 I tried that. They send different cops. On the bright side, they've shown me his desk the last time they brought me in.
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 5:59 AM, Cau said: I'm on the case Breakfast's life is in your hands, dude.
StarPanda Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:01 AM, Cau said: YOU DID IT. YOU SAVED BREAKFAST FOR DINNER You know it
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 5:59 AM, little_girl_lost said: there's a cute cop in my town, I call him Officer Sexy Call him Captain next time; it'll make him hard fast enough to zip up another man's downed fly.
StarPanda Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:03 AM, Bouvre said: I tried that. They send different cops. On the bright side, they've shown me his desk the last time they brought me in. You should leave your address and a note saying you think the neighbors do drugs and score
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:04 AM, Bouvre said: Breakfast's life is in your hands, dude. YOU KNOW I CAN'T PERFORM UNDER PRESSURE
little_girl_lost Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:04 AM, Bouvre said: Breakfast's life is in your hands, dude. I ordered scrambled eggs in a restaurant recently and they brought me eggs that looked like they were frying them and fucked up
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:05 AM, StarPanda said: You should leave your address and a note saying you think the neighbors do drugs and score They showed me his desk. They allowed me nowhere near it.
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:05 AM, Cau said: YOU KNOW I CAN'T PERFORM UNDER PRESSURE All too well. I know all too well.
StarPanda Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:07 AM, Bouvre said: They showed me his desk. They allowed me nowhere near it. You gonna let that stop you pftttt
stilgar Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 So, are we like, shouting into a gaping butthole?
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:12 AM, StarPanda said: You gonna let that stop you pftttt No but my heart can't handle the voltage of those Tasers.
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:15 AM, stilgar said: So, are we like, shouting into a gaping butthole? Wouldn't be my first time.
stilgar Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:16 AM, Bouvre said: Wouldn't be my first time. .....go on.
rilkean_heart Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 It's clear what you have to do then
Codename: Jackass Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:16 AM, Bouvre said: Wouldn't be my first time.
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 5:56 AM, Bouvre said: If I don't get his number I'm canceling breakfast for dinner. i like to refer to this as 'brinner' it's a favorite around here.
Still Me Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 6:15 AM, stilgar said: So, are we like, shouting into a gaping butthole? theres an echoooooo in this canyaaaaan
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