Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Shout on the outside of it too. There's a cute cop who tends to answer all the domestic disturbance calls in this neighborhood and I want his number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 If I don't get his number I'm canceling breakfast for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 If I don't get his number I'm canceling breakfast for dinner. I'm on the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 there's a cute cop in my town, I call him Officer Sexy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 His number is 911 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 His number is 911 YOU DID IT. YOU SAVED BREAKFAST FOR DINNER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 His number is 911 I tried that. They send different cops. On the bright side, they've shown me his desk the last time they brought me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'm on the case Breakfast's life is in your hands, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 YOU DID IT. YOU SAVED BREAKFAST FOR DINNER You know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 there's a cute cop in my town, I call him Officer Sexy Call him Captain next time; it'll make him hard fast enough to zip up another man's downed fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I tried that. They send different cops. On the bright side, they've shown me his desk the last time they brought me in. You should leave your address and a note saying you think the neighbors do drugs and score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Breakfast's life is in your hands, dude. YOU KNOW I CAN'T PERFORM UNDER PRESSURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Breakfast's life is in your hands, dude. I ordered scrambled eggs in a restaurant recently and they brought me eggs that looked like they were frying them and fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 You should leave your address and a note saying you think the neighbors do drugs and score They showed me his desk. They allowed me nowhere near it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 YOU KNOW I CAN'T PERFORM UNDER PRESSURE All too well. I know all too well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 They showed me his desk. They allowed me nowhere near it. You gonna let that stop you pftttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 So, are we like, shouting into a gaping butthole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 You gonna let that stop you pftttt No but my heart can't handle the voltage of those Tasers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 So, are we like, shouting into a gaping butthole? Wouldn't be my first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Wouldn't be my first time. .....go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 It's clear what you have to do then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Wouldn't be my first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 If I don't get his number I'm canceling breakfast for dinner. i like to refer to this as 'brinner' it's a favorite around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 So, are we like, shouting into a gaping butthole? theres an echoooooo in this canyaaaaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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