Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 woke me up and i gave them both the stink eye. also got attacked by all the bugs at my front door since i never use that door. now i have bug bites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Throw a cup of piss on them, they usually don't come back after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 open the door and yell 'THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOU' t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 i should buy raid so i don't get attacked by all the spiders and other bugs too but i only use that door only when someone rings it or when i get a package Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I usually tell them, "I'm already dissatisfied with my religion. I don't need another." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Answer the door naked and talk to them without ever addressing it....if you're going to be bothered by their visit, I think it's only fair I answered the door once and just started speaking amharic and only amharic...fun times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I usually tell them, "I'm already dissatisfied with my religion. I don't need another." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Answer the door naked and talk to them without ever addressing it....if you're going to be bothered by their visit, I think it's only fair I answered the door once and just started speaking amharic and only amharic...fun times youre so dreamy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 hey if you guys are going to fuck take it to the fuck thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 hey if you guys are going to fuck take it to the fuck thread I'll just report my own thread now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 I'll just report my own thread now no don't do that you're one of the three or four people here i can stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 no don't do that you're one of the three or four people here i can stand Really? Huh.... I'm really fucking up these days around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 Really? Huh.... I'm really fucking up these days around here. LET'S GET DRUNK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Well... was going to do stuff today... but... I suppose that's stuff too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 hey if you guys are going to fuck take it to the fuck thread ew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 ew mix isn't terrible looking. fuggs. mix is not bad looking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 why r u jealous of yourvdoorbell? fuckingdoorbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 mix isn't terrible looking. fuggs. mix is not bad looking hmm. don't know what he looks like. but..i didn't know there was a phuq thread. >.> ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 hmm. don't know what he looks like. but..i didn't know there was a phuq thread. >.> ew. he showed like one picture of himself. HEY Mix[/member] SHOW YOUR FACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 hey if you guys are going to fuck take it to the fuck thread theres...theres a fuck thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 theres...theres a fuck thread? i put on my robe and wizard hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 mix isn't terrible looking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 woke me up and i gave them both the stink eye. also got attacked by all the bugs at my front door since i never use that door. now i have bug bites Posting anything in Kanji on your door deters them. I haven't had a JW at my door in years since I put mine up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 Posting anything in Kanji on your door deters them. I haven't had a JW at my door in years since I put mine up. what does it say in Kanji "Do not knock on door I am asleep in my bed I will fuck you up" hey that was actually 5-7-5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just don't go to the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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