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I'm really the only one who said yes? Urine is tame, albeit degrading. The real question is: would you let a celebrity shit on you?

 

(I wouldn't.)

 

I think any of us who said no to the pee would also say no to the shit.  :D

 

And speaking of that, you reminded me of when Dustin Diamond gained notoriety for issuing a cleveland steamer in a porno.

 

EDIT: Ooh, and here's another component to add to the original question, for those of you who answered yes (so far just you bj): Would you still let them pee on you if they were video recording it, knowing full well it could eventually land on tmz?

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Depends on if there is money involved. Might be the one willing to sell the video to TMZ myself, if I can edit the video to have myself blurred and voice unrecognizable.

 

Haha. But why would the celebrity give you access to the video? That video is for his/her private archives. And then someone close to them or a bodyguard steals it, and BAM, you, in your uncensored self, are on TMZ getting pissed on.

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Only if there was money involved. Like a couple G's for Lucy Liu's pee is alright. For free, I just couldn't justify.

 

at least you're honest. i still don't think i could do it for money.

 

i do however think i could pee on a celebrity for money... but i don't think it works that way  >:D

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at least you're honest. i still don't think i could do it for money.

 

i do however think i could pee on a celebrity for money... but i don't think it works that way  >:D

 

Now, would that be the celebrity pays you to pee on them for sexual gratification, or would it be someone else pays you to pee on a celebrity they hate?  >:D

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That'd be the greatest assault video ever.  Somebody like Carrot Top in a public appearance and then gasps as the crowd of three people spreads out, Carrot Top leaping into the air like an electrocuted cat.  A bodyguard slamming some dude against a wall who just wielded the water willie and pissed on ol' Carrie's hip.

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Now, would that be the celebrity pays you to pee on them for sexual gratification, or would it be someone else pays you to pee on a celebrity they hate?  >:D

well, considering i'm in no hurry to be jailed for sexual assault nor do i want to be beat within an inch of my life by someone, i'd say the former. 

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