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One would ask why you even came into this thread if it wasn't just to be a bitch to begin with.  And you know you ain't throwing up no food.

 

I could say the exact same thing to you.  You are our little treasure troll. When I think of you I think of these little tards.

 

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i offered to make him breakfast today and he told me "no, we're running out of bacon"...WE HAVE 4 FUCKING POUNDS

i want to believe there is a siren in your bedroom that goes off when you get down to 1lb of bacon. the siren goes off and wakes up LB, "HOW THE FUCK ARE WE THIS LOW ON BACON" *flies down the highway to Costco (or Sam's or whatever)* the guy in the meat department has the bacon ready for him as he carts 20lb of bacon to the front of the store as fast as he can

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see... all defensive when someone threatens your delusions. typical psychosis. seek professional help, winona

 

how many times do I have to tell you that I do not feel the want or need to validate you...I don't care what you think...so help yourself to whatever conclusions you want to draw so that you can sleep soundly in your bug infested bed

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i want to believe there is a siren in your bedroom that goes off when you get down to 1lb of bacon. the siren goes off and wakes up LB, "HOW THE FUCK ARE WE THIS LOW ON BACON" *flies down the highway to Costco (or Sam's or whatever)* the guy in the meat department has the bacon ready for him as he carts 20lb of bacon to the front of the store as fast as he can

 

omg I can't even...every time we get groceries he's like "ok we need bread, cheese, bacon..."..."no, we don't need any god damned bacon"..."bitch, my money...we gettin bacon"...

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omg I can't even...every time we get groceries he's like "ok we need bread, cheese, bacon..."..."no, we don't need any god damned bacon"..."bitch, my money...we gettin bacon"...

he really should work for the meat industry as a spokesperson for bacon. stand in grocery stores. "MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE YOU'RE BUYING BACON BITS FOR YOUR SALAD"

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he really should work for the meat industry as a spokesperson for bacon. stand in grocery stores. "MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE YOU'RE BUYING BACON BITS FOR YOUR SALAD"

 

i would fucking murder him...unless they pay him more than he gets now...cause we ain't takin no pay cut for bacon

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my ex's teenage daughter burned herself once.

 

she was carrying a pot of boiling water upstairs, slipped and spilled the boiling water all over herself. Had 2nd and 3rd degree burns from her nipples to her kneecaps.

 

man that really sucks...I had this girl in college that was burned like that but from deep fryer grease

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i feel that. mine was a few years old already when i moved into it. new houses are too much trouble

 

well we found one in our price range but It needed some serious work...kitchen needed to be redone...same with the bathrooms...that's too much money in one go...

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well we found one in our price range but It needed some serious work...kitchen needed to be redone...same with the bathrooms...that's too much money in one go...

yeah that's a money pit. it took me a bit to find the right house. i found one other one i really liked but i got outbid for it

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hes just taking his anger of having a shit life out on us out of jealously... its hilarious.. .lets tongue kiss and make him explode.

 

I'm jealous of 2 lonely people who live in their parent's admittedly filthy homes that have to pretend they are in some sort of relationship?

 

Can you be any more stupid

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