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Avoiding such a big issue like that sounds like you were over compensating for something, being gay perhaps??

that's how they get you. they lure you in with an interesting conversation and BAM, communism. now you're trapped in a boring hour long conversation

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i mean nothing bad happened idk if we really clicked. i liked her but i don't think a second date's going to happen

 

this is why that neutral non-date hangout with other people around as buffers is crucial....

 

fuck that trying to click on the first date bullshit...I want to be clicked the fuck up before I unwittingly spend $200 on a date with Ms. I think watching cartoons as an adult is a sign of immaturity

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this is why that neutral non-date hangout with other people around as buffers is crucial....

 

fuck that trying to click on the first date bullshit...I want to be clicked the fuck up before I unwittingly spend $200 on a date with Ms. I think watching cartoons as an adult is a sign of immaturity

i mean it's the first date i've been on in probably 4 years, so i probably also was about as interesting as a wet sponge

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But he does like to be pegged, right?

 

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but you gotta go through this dog and pony show where he pretends he's drunk and he's "gonna regret this in the morning" and you pretend to buy it...

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What

 

Is that her okcupid name or

i'm sorry, i forgot i'm not allowed to make a smart joke. Eros is the Greek god of sexual attraction, like Cupid is for Rome. Satisfactory is a synonym for Ok. OkCupid

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this is why that neutral non-date hangout with other people around as buffers is crucial....

 

fuck that trying to click on the first date bullshit...I want to be clicked the fuck up before I unwittingly spend $200 on a date with Ms. I think watching cartoons as an adult is a sign of immaturity

 

Bitches be trippin'.

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i'm sorry, i forgot i'm not allowed to make a smart joke. Eros is the Greek god of sexual attraction, like Cupid is for Rome. Satisfactory is a synonym for Ok. OkCupid

 

Cool, cool... Hey I think zeni might've just made a love connection for ya

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i mean it's the first date i've been on in probably 4 years, so i probably also was about as interesting as a wet sponge

 

well, I don't know what to tell ya...if you're a wet sponge you're a wet sponge...the trick is finding someone who finds wet sponges interesting or finding someone who thinks you're pretty enough that they'll overlook what comes out of your mouth...

 

it's a lot of work to try and be interesting...what with the figuring out what kinda guy interests her and the faking being that guy.....

 

 

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You sure that wasn't your date? He's really weird. :|

well he's about 2000ish miles from me. i wouldn't meet someone 50 miles from me because i thought it was too far. i'm also not into long distance relationships, been there done that

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well, I don't know what to tell ya...if you're a wet sponge you're a wet sponge...the trick is finding someone who finds wet sponges interesting or finding someone who thinks you're pretty enough that they'll overlook what comes out of your mouth...

 

it's a lot of work to try and be interesting...what with the figuring out what kinda guy interests her and the faking being that guy.....

well i didn't really try to fake much and maybe that was the problem? idk

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Being a jerk works every time....Unless you really like her.  Then you just have really work to keep her interested

also you've seen my house, i don't know if i really need someone else to validate my personality. it's worked so far

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also you've seen my house, i don't know if i really need someone else to validate my personality. it's worked so far

 

Oh, by all means do you......I'm in no position to judge.  I just felt like I had been lurking for 30 minutes and wanted to post something

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well i didn't really try to fake much and maybe that was the problem? idk

 

"didn't really try to fake much"

 

you're either all the way in or you don't bother at all....that's the difference between Bernie Madoff and the guy running a three card monte game on a Brooklyn side street...

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Madoff's in jail

 

so's the guy running the street hussle, but while they were playing the game, Madoff was slaying the metaphorical puss, ya feel me  ;)

 

 

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i've stopped focusing on trying to get some, it wasn't happening. i focused instead on trying to get money

 

ehhh, you've been listening to uncle Tony

 

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